CSI: NEBRASKA

Lincoln police Capt. Bob Kawamoto says the man walked into a Kwik Shop convenience store before dawn Monday wearing an empty Bud Light box on his head as a mask.

(Thanks to Jeff Sutton, queensbee and Jonathan)

Comments

[Siouxie]

Had to be Bud Light.

He was clearly thinking inside the box.

[ron]

"Hi,Bud.Got a light"?asked the clerk.

"Holy beer case,Batman.It's the Bud Lite Bandit".

[Steve Haller]

shoulda gone with Coors

[NotSherly]

*snork* @ Siouxie.
Bud Light goggles.

[Siouxie]

Sharkie??

[Horace LaBadie]

Concealing his mullet.

[nursecindy]

Sharkie has a mullet?

[Loudmouth]

No panty hose? Musta been all man.

[Meanie the Blue]

Cold case?

[Cheesewiz]

Is there a suggestion here that tobacco use is addictive?

[Jeff Meyerson]

And here the genius is now.

He made off with nine packs of Newport cigarettes, valued at nearly $50, Kawamoto said.

I could have understood it if he did it in NYC, where 9 packs could run him up to $90.

[nursecindy]

9 packs of Newports here in NC would have run him $30 tops. In fact he could get an entire carton for less than $35. A cheaper off brand is $24 a carton. Not that I'm encouraging tobacco use. I was just surprised at the cost. Jeff, $10 a pack is insane.

[Jeff Meyerson]

Insane is the right word, cindy.

[Expat_Canuck]

Here in Moscow, about a dollar a pack.

[David Zarth]

Bob Kawamoto? In Nebraska.