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What would you expect an ape to take? Sheeeesh.
Posted by: Punkin | May 22, 2009 at 07:24 AM
"Just relax, hand me the bananas, and do as I say and no one gets crap flung at them!"
Posted by: MartiniShark | May 22, 2009 at 07:42 AM
Police aren't saying who their primate suspect is.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | May 22, 2009 at 08:09 AM
OOkOOkOOk. What?
Posted by: Loudmouth | May 22, 2009 at 08:12 AM
How do they know it wasn't an ape dressed like a man dressed like an ape?
Posted by: Cheesewiz | May 22, 2009 at 08:22 AM
"They took the bananas (display)! The whole f#%king display!"
OK, it's no Bluto but it's early yet.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 22, 2009 at 09:09 AM
Judi! Cheesewiz gave me a headache! One of the commenters on this story mentioned it could be Bigfoot. Does Bigfoot like bananas?
Posted by: nursecindy | May 22, 2009 at 09:19 AM
Kwik Trip, not to be confused with Quik Trip.
Posted by: oneblankspace | May 22, 2009 at 09:44 AM
Did he make like a banana and split??
*self groan*
Posted by: Siouxie | May 22, 2009 at 10:06 AM
I'm willing to bet that was a drunken bet.
Posted by: Margaritaville | May 22, 2009 at 10:19 AM
The Ape Gang are a slippery bunch. Police are in talks with profilers who say that tickling them may be the best approach. It's called the coochi-coo Chiquita plan. >rimshot<
Posted by: MOTW | May 22, 2009 at 11:27 AM
Have I seen the Ape gang? I see a lot of things. Who's askin'?
Posted by: Bob Dole | May 22, 2009 at 11:28 AM
Gotta wonder if the ape was put up to it by squirrels.
Fermented fruit was probably involved...
Posted by: kibby F5 | May 22, 2009 at 11:39 AM
Jessica Lange is a person of interest. The Man in the Yellow Hat had no comment.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | May 22, 2009 at 12:48 PM
back in high school a bunch of band geeks (myself included) went to a shopping mall (summit mall for you ex-northern ohio denizens) in uniform and marched around and played songs at full volume. we even marched into (there was no victoria's secret back then) the lingerie department of sears and played a number there. it was wierd. i think no-one stopped us because since we were in uniform and all they all just assumed that we belonged there for some reason. either that or they were frightened off by the alcohol fumes wafting out of our instruments.
we stole a coke vending machine from the same mall by walking in with a hand truck wearing matching "7up" t-shirts and just loaded it onto the truck and rolled it out.
yes, we were dumb.
Posted by: mudstuffin | May 22, 2009 at 02:32 PM
When ape suits are outlawed...
Posted by: Clankazoid | May 22, 2009 at 05:40 PM
Yes! We have no bananas.
(Goes to the back of the Geezer Bus...)
Posted by: Mr Death | May 24, 2009 at 07:24 AM