CSI: BROOKSVILLE
Woman arrested with unusual object in pants
Key Product Name: Big Mama's pickled sausage
(Thanks to Danny)
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May 19, 2009
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Posted by: pogo | May 19, 2009 at 12:13 PM
When it comes to pickled sausages, which is more embarrassing: getting caught stealing one, or being seen buying one? Y'know, having to go up and down the grocery store aisles with it sitting there in your cart in plain sight? I have to think it's at best a tossup.
So blogsters, if I may subvert the thread ever so slightly, what's your favorite object to throw in the grocery cart and then cover up with less embarrassing items?
Posted by: padraig | May 19, 2009 at 12:17 PM
Pogo...I agree.
Posted by: billinbossier | May 19, 2009 at 12:17 PM
Some women prefer the non-battery-operated stimulus packages.
Posted by: Siouxie | May 19, 2009 at 12:18 PM
Edible boyfriend?
At least she put it down the front of her pants verses the back. May not have been as obvious in back.
Posted by: DaninIA | May 19, 2009 at 12:22 PM
I know a few drag queens who could give her pointers on hiding that unsightly bulge...
Posted by: djtonyb | May 19, 2009 at 12:26 PM
They'd have been embarrassed had "Brittany" turned out really to be "Brad" and the pickled sausage to be real, wouldn't they?
*makes vow - no more reality television*
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 19, 2009 at 12:27 PM
pad, not much embarrasses me but...possibly something really really fattening next to some diet item.
Posted by: Siouxie | May 19, 2009 at 12:27 PM
Pag I like to throw condoms in the carts of unsupecting mothers with unruly children.
Posted by: DaninIA | May 19, 2009 at 12:38 PM
^remove g + D
Posted by: DaninIA | May 19, 2009 at 12:39 PM
The Smoking Gun has a mug shot and police report
Posted by: Mr. Completely | May 19, 2009 at 12:39 PM
DaninIA that's just wrong. Funny but wrong. Siouxie I am also guilty of having a bottle of diet coke sitting next to a pack of Oreo's in my cart. If anybody notices I just blame it on the invisible 'husband at home'.
Posted by: nursecindy | May 19, 2009 at 12:48 PM
djtony's right. She could have hidden it better (iycmd).
Posted by: Siouxie | May 19, 2009 at 12:50 PM
Shades of Spinal Tap
Posted by: madisonBlu | May 19, 2009 at 12:56 PM
The exciting life of crime is so glamorous.
Posted by: Margaritaville | May 19, 2009 at 01:24 PM
So...using meth makes you crave pickled sausage?
Who knew?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 19, 2009 at 01:47 PM
Or, she was just really happy to see somebody...
Posted by: Allen at Division | May 19, 2009 at 01:48 PM
Am I the only one old enough to remember "Lola" by the Kinks?
Posted by: Steve | May 19, 2009 at 03:02 PM
This was in Florida so it's not that unusual.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | May 19, 2009 at 04:33 PM
Dearest Steve...
L O A L A
no...
Posted by: djtonyb | May 20, 2009 at 01:46 AM
Thanks. In reality it took me years to actually listen to that song and figure out what was going on. I was also surprised that there was no "bathroom on the right."
Posted by: Steve | May 20, 2009 at 12:59 PM
Big Mama's Pickled Sausage ... WBAGNFARB
Posted by: Semper Fidelis | May 20, 2009 at 01:38 PM