BECAUSE WE, AS A NATION, CANNOT GET ENOUGH STUPID

The Wearable Towel!

(Thanks to Glen Page)

Comments

[ArcticAl]

Soon someone will be marketing bedsheet togas to university students for parties.

[NotSherly]

Now there's one hoopy frood who's really got her towel!

[trustf8]

What is:
What Steeler fans wave at games?

Posted by: Elmer J. Fudd

[Punkin Poo]

It must be hard to be too stoooopid to tie your bathrobe.

[KJP]

So do you wear your Snuggie over that or under?

[Cheesewiz]

How much longer must we wait to have these for our pets?

[DaninIA]

At least we got a video! Albeit tame.

[funniegrrl]

Ya know ... these things have been around for years. Mostly used by college girls for going to and from the shower from their rooms.

[CJrun]

Finally, I can do something with all of those old towels with holes in them.

[Siouxie]

*snork* @ CJ!

What will they think of next for the morons of the world??

[Horace LaBadie]

Beaten to the patent office once again!

[Alan]

A snuggie for Southerners.

[nursecindy]

Watch it Alan. There's a couple of us Southerners on this blog.

[tw]

Does it come in powder puff blue????

[Account Deleted]

Haven't they had these for years ? I think I bought my Mom one about twenty years ago. It was pink, with a polka dot ribbon around the top to cover the velcro strips.

[Martinishark]

with all this removal of shame there is only one step remaining: the wearable exposed adult diaper.

["frodolives"]

*Snorks!* at Martini... Actually, tho', I see two steps, because then someone would rob a convenience store wearing nothing but the towel and a Bud Lite carton on his/her head...

[Bluto]

Toga! Toga!

[Jeff Meyerson]

And speaking of stupid, here's a wonderfully apt little item from OINY:

College student with Boston accent: Yeah, I was reading this article in like Newsweek or something, that ranked the states from smartest to dumbest. Massachusetts was in the top ten.
College student with Miami accent: What about Florida?
College student with Boston accent: Florida was like, 47.
College student with Miami accent: Out of how many?

--NYU

["frodolives"]

I'm guessing they'd sell better if the women were demonstrating the "toga-style"... jus' sayin'...

[Boo Augustus]

The boyfriend is so getting one of these. If he had one, he wouldn't have walked out into the backyard two Sunday morning's ago and startled a would be burglar completely naked -- the boyfriend, not the burglar (because it's not like we live in Miami where I'm sure the burglars are perfectly free to wander around naked).

[oneblankspace]

Three words:

Terry cloth robe.

(try here if you really want one)

[Clankazoid]

To-ga ! To-ga ! To-ga !

[danceswithslittedtowels]

I dunno Boo, I think startling the clothes off a wood-bee burglar is a good strategy. Alternatives like disarming them are usually too messy.

[danceswithslittedtowels]

That's terrible, Elmer.

[danceswithslittedtowels]

Or possibwy tewwibul.

[Christine]

rofl at NotSherly!
And you get a free ugly backpack with your 20$ ripped towel!

[Martinishark]

Something new to borrow when your car hits a water buffalo. (waiting, waiting....)

[ron]

Waiting with Mshark...........

The good news is that these are not sold in stores.

[Annie Where-but-here]

It's made out of....tear-y cloth.

[Laura]

and now ... there is one hooppppy frood who's really really got her towel! :)

[gp]

It really looks like they just took a big beach towel and put three large buttonholes in it!

[Fred Flintstone]

I personally think it's a great look.

[Loudmouth]

Do you like gladiator movies?

[camera boy]

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