BECAUSE WE, AS A NATION, CANNOT GET ENOUGH STUPID
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Soon someone will be marketing bedsheet togas to university students for parties.
Posted by: ArcticAl | May 28, 2009 at 04:23 PM
Now there's one hoopy frood who's really got her towel!
Posted by: NotSherly | May 28, 2009 at 04:26 PM
What is:
What Steeler fans wave at games?
Posted by: Elmer J. Fudd
Posted by: trustf8 | May 28, 2009 at 04:27 PM
It must be hard to be too stoooopid to tie your bathrobe.
Posted by: Punkin Poo | May 28, 2009 at 04:28 PM
So do you wear your Snuggie over that or under?
Posted by: KJP | May 28, 2009 at 04:37 PM
How much longer must we wait to have these for our pets?
Posted by: Cheesewiz | May 28, 2009 at 05:00 PM
At least we got a video! Albeit tame.
Posted by: DaninIA | May 28, 2009 at 05:10 PM
Ya know ... these things have been around for years. Mostly used by college girls for going to and from the shower from their rooms.
Posted by: funniegrrl | May 28, 2009 at 05:12 PM
Finally, I can do something with all of those old towels with holes in them.
Posted by: CJrun | May 28, 2009 at 05:14 PM
*snork* @ CJ!
What will they think of next
for the morons of the world??Posted by: Siouxie | May 28, 2009 at 05:34 PM
Beaten to the patent office once again!
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | May 28, 2009 at 06:05 PM
A snuggie for Southerners.
Posted by: Alan | May 28, 2009 at 06:10 PM
Watch it Alan. There's a couple of us Southerners on this blog.
Posted by: nursecindy | May 28, 2009 at 06:12 PM
Does it come in powder puff blue????
Posted by: tw | May 28, 2009 at 06:24 PM
Haven't they had these for years ? I think I bought my Mom one about twenty years ago. It was pink, with a polka dot ribbon around the top to cover the velcro strips.
Posted by: Account Deleted | May 28, 2009 at 06:56 PM
with all this removal of shame there is only one step remaining: the wearable exposed adult diaper.
Posted by: Martinishark | May 28, 2009 at 06:58 PM
*Snorks!* at Martini... Actually, tho', I see two steps, because then someone would rob a convenience store wearing nothing but the towel and a Bud Lite carton on his/her head...
Posted by: "frodolives" | May 28, 2009 at 07:03 PM
Toga! Toga!
Posted by: Bluto | May 28, 2009 at 07:26 PM
And speaking of stupid, here's a wonderfully apt little item from OINY:
College student with Boston accent: Yeah, I was reading this article in like Newsweek or something, that ranked the states from smartest to dumbest. Massachusetts was in the top ten.
College student with Miami accent: What about Florida?
College student with Boston accent: Florida was like, 47.
College student with Miami accent: Out of how many?
--NYU
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 28, 2009 at 07:28 PM
I'm guessing they'd sell better if the women were demonstrating the "toga-style"... jus' sayin'...
Posted by: "frodolives" | May 28, 2009 at 07:32 PM
The boyfriend is so getting one of these. If he had one, he wouldn't have walked out into the backyard two Sunday morning's ago and startled a would be burglar completely naked -- the boyfriend, not the burglar (because it's not like we live in Miami where I'm sure the burglars are perfectly free to wander around naked).
Posted by: Boo Augustus | May 28, 2009 at 07:33 PM
Three words:
Terry cloth robe.
(try here if you really want one)
Posted by: oneblankspace | May 28, 2009 at 07:44 PM
To-ga ! To-ga ! To-ga !
Posted by: Clankazoid | May 28, 2009 at 08:50 PM
I dunno Boo, I think startling the clothes off a wood-bee burglar is a good strategy. Alternatives like disarming them are usually too messy.
Posted by: danceswithslittedtowels | May 28, 2009 at 09:32 PM
That's terrible, Elmer.
Posted by: danceswithslittedtowels | May 28, 2009 at 09:33 PM
Or possibwy tewwibul.
Posted by: danceswithslittedtowels | May 28, 2009 at 09:35 PM
rofl at NotSherly!
And you get a free ugly backpack with your 20$ ripped towel!
Posted by: Christine | May 28, 2009 at 10:07 PM
Something new to borrow when your car hits a water buffalo. (waiting, waiting....)
Posted by: Martinishark | May 28, 2009 at 10:37 PM
Waiting with Mshark...........
The good news is that these are not sold in stores.
Posted by: ron | May 28, 2009 at 10:58 PM
It's made out of....tear-y cloth.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 28, 2009 at 11:57 PM
and now ... there is one hooppppy frood who's really really got her towel! :)
Posted by: Laura | May 29, 2009 at 04:58 AM
It really looks like they just took a big beach towel and put three large buttonholes in it!
Posted by: gp | May 29, 2009 at 05:54 AM
I personally think it's a great look.
Posted by: Fred Flintstone | May 29, 2009 at 08:12 AM
Do you like gladiator movies?
Posted by: Loudmouth | May 29, 2009 at 08:30 AM
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