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Car for sale. Will throw in custom made silk seat covers.
Posted by: padraig | May 27, 2009 at 10:45 AM
Just think of all the squishy noises it will make to drive that car away. Ew.
Posted by: Margaritaville | May 27, 2009 at 10:47 AM
Inchworm
Inchworm
Measuring
the Manifold
Posted by: trustf8 | May 27, 2009 at 10:47 AM
Well at least I could make a silk shirt out of it after cleaning it off, rather than getting nothing but aggravation after cleaning the useless love bugs off my car.
Posted by: Dorakay | May 27, 2009 at 10:56 AM
Well, he certainly has caterpillar coverage (which WBAGNFARB), doesn't he?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 27, 2009 at 11:03 AM
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. I'd never go near that car again. Ever. Except maybe with a flame-thrower.
Posted by: Guin | May 27, 2009 at 11:33 AM
I wonder what the fine was on the expired meter
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | May 27, 2009 at 11:47 AM
Nice one, Trustf8.
Looks like the Dutch have found an alternative to the 'boot' for unpaid parking ticket deadbeats.
Posted by: NotSherly | May 27, 2009 at 11:49 AM
Maybe it'll emerge an an Aston Martin?
Posted by: tonymus | May 27, 2009 at 11:54 AM
Looks like the car's been slimed.
Posted by: Siouxie | May 27, 2009 at 12:00 PM
Geez, I thought the gypsy moths up in New England were bad...
Posted by: djtonyb | May 27, 2009 at 12:05 PM
"Gesundheit"
Posted by: Stuart | May 27, 2009 at 12:10 PM
Tent caterpillars at their jamboree in Holland.
Posted by: NotSherly | May 27, 2009 at 01:14 PM
In three weeks this car emerges as a hybrid.
Posted by: NotSherly | May 27, 2009 at 01:17 PM
No, no the airbag is supposed to deploy on the inside of the car.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | May 27, 2009 at 01:55 PM
It looks like about a hundred people sneezed on it. Yuck.
Posted by: nursecindy | May 27, 2009 at 03:00 PM
...or a hundred Peter
sCummings on it...*yuck*
Posted by: Siouxie | May 27, 2009 at 03:14 PM
If it's not too late, I would strongly suggest that anyone who's eaten today be satisfied with the first image (shown above) and not click on image 2...
Posted by: Steve Haller | May 27, 2009 at 03:36 PM
The leather interior is pristine but the silk exterior suffered some rain damage.
Posted by: MartiniShark | May 27, 2009 at 03:52 PM
I thought tent caterpillars were bad. At least you can use WD40 and/or a torch on them.
Posted by: Loudmouth | May 27, 2009 at 07:46 PM