APOCALYPSE UPDATE
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May 28, 2009
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Apparently Archie spilt his ink and Veronica is pregnant, so it's a shotgun wedding.
Posted by: ArcticAl | May 28, 2009 at 04:16 PM
It's nice to see Archie defying the zeitgeist and following the money.
Richie Rich is going to be pissed.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | May 28, 2009 at 04:24 PM
I can't wait to see the honeymoon storyboard.
Posted by: Punkin Poo | May 28, 2009 at 04:31 PM
Veronica must have been the first to give Archie Cockchafer.
Poor Betty, If she would only try at least once.
Posted by: DaninIA | May 28, 2009 at 04:34 PM
Who said blondes have more fun?
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | May 28, 2009 at 04:36 PM
Archie's been Veronica's Secret all these years.
Posted by: trustf8 | May 28, 2009 at 04:53 PM
I think that this will all turn out to be happening in an alternate universe, not our real world.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | May 28, 2009 at 05:35 PM
I read somewhere that Nostradamus had predicted this. Or was it Jerry Falewell? No, that was the Teletubbies.
Clown Puppy
Posted by: Clown Puppy | May 28, 2009 at 06:00 PM
I thought Archie and Jughead were already co-habitating in San Francisco.
Posted by: Alan | May 28, 2009 at 06:14 PM
Jughead??
Posted by: Steve Haller | May 28, 2009 at 07:00 PM
Smart move going with the rich hot brunette
who puts out.Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 28, 2009 at 07:10 PM
When the "Apocalypse Update" gets to Gilligan choosing Ginger over MaryAnn, we will have no more "updates"- it's here...
Posted by: "frodolives" | May 28, 2009 at 07:10 PM
Huh.
Posted by: Guin | May 28, 2009 at 07:11 PM
Veronica could do better.
Posted by: nursecindy | May 28, 2009 at 07:11 PM
Will this be reflected in the Dailies?
Posted by: oneblankspace | May 28, 2009 at 07:26 PM
Well it sure made for a great publicity move by Archie.
Posted by: Margaritaville | May 28, 2009 at 08:25 PM
Considering he is a ginger-headed mook who drives a jalopy he could have done a lot worse.
Posted by: Martinishark | May 28, 2009 at 11:04 PM
Does that mean that Reggie's stuck with Betty?
Posted by: Siouxie | May 28, 2009 at 11:42 PM
And Betty was complaining about it on her blog.
In other news: Cartoon characters have their own blogs?
And here I thought all the cool people were on Twitter...
Posted by: Wes S. | May 29, 2009 at 01:09 AM
Why is it when I read Jughead, I think motorboat?
Posted by: Loudmouth | May 29, 2009 at 08:50 AM