YOU KNOW WHEN THEY SAY IT WILL GO ON YOUR PERMANENT RECORD?

They aren't kidding.

(Thanks to klezmerphan)

Comments

[Margaritaville]

Now if they were just that hard on real criminals with real criminal records, the world would be a better place.

[Tash]

Mom, Dad, I'll return the money I took from the dresser if you clear it from my record.

[DMWheeeeeee]

So the people running the DMV don't know that 9 years is more than 36 months? Why am I not surprised?

[MartiniShark]

He should submit his high-scores on "Gran Tourismo" as a counter-arguement.

[Wes S.]

Good grief.

[Siouxie]

He should come to Florida. He's guaranteed a license here.

[Tinkerbell]

Umm...here's a more general question raised by this article: is it a good idea for any 15 year old to drive?

[ron]

I read the statute in question several times and I must need more coffee or beer or something.

[wiredog]

Tink,
I dunno, I was driving (on a learners) at 15. Gotta learn sometime. I'd been riding a bicycle on public streets for years. Got my first speeding ticket (well, a warning) on an old schwinn 10 speed when I was 13 or so.

Doing 30 in a 25 zone.

Steep hill.

[O the U(manity)]

So this means I can revoke Son #1's license becuz he started the pickup and "drove" it, pushing our parking barrier halfway to the house, when he wuz four years old? (He's 29 now ... dang! Could've saved a BUNCH of money on insurance premiums, even without callin' the Gecko ... )

[Horace LaBadie]

He should have used his fake ID when he was six instead of the real one.

[nursecindy]

I would love to see the permanent records of some of the blog members. I was the perfect child and never caused my parents any problems. My brother, however, was a different story.

[Prince of Dorkness]

So Colorado (where I've lived for the last two years) they allow 15-year-olds to drive. I honestly didn't know this. It sure explains the standard of driving around here...

[Brian]

Yep, I've always been pretty perfect too.

Wait...
Oh, yeah...

...and that one...
...there was that time...
...hee-hee, forgot that one...
...the stolen stop sign, ah-huh...
...I really WANT to forget that one...
...geeze I was crocked then...
...
...
...
...
; )

[klezmerphan]

*performs the "I Got Posted! Happy Happy Joy Joy Dance™"*

[DMV]

Mr. Wiredog, I'm afraid we're going to have to revoke your license.

[Not My Usual Alias]

Thankfully my underage records are sealed 2000 miles away and are under a different name from before my entry in the Witness Protection Program.

[Layzeeboy]

I ran around the front yard nekkid when I was six. Is that on my record???

[Dorakay]

Florida would have given him a license when he was 6.

[Allen at Division]

*checking carefully crafted online dossier...*

Yes, I was surprisingly perfect as well.