SOUNDS LIKE A JOB FOR ROTO-ROOTER
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Pffft. Give him seconds.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | April 30, 2009 at 09:43 AM
I vote to have "Bubba" help him out ;-P
Posted by: Siouxie | April 30, 2009 at 10:03 AM
Bubba or 4000 lbs of ammonium nitrate
Posted by: zapogee | April 30, 2009 at 10:09 AM
How about a nice bidet? "Accidentally" hooked up to a fire hose?
That was my nicest idea for this piece of schmutz. The rest were from Vlad the Impaler's "Too Gruesome Even for Me" notebook.
Posted by: padraig | April 30, 2009 at 10:14 AM
HA! He blames the food. The likly cause is "Bubba" repacking him everynight.
Posted by: DaninIA | April 30, 2009 at 10:21 AM
Go Bubba Go!
Posted by: DaninIA | April 30, 2009 at 10:22 AM
Just wait til he blows up.
Posted by: Punkin | April 30, 2009 at 10:33 AM
How about instead of spending extra money for prison food we all chip in to buy Bubba some Viagra?
Posted by: padraig | April 30, 2009 at 10:33 AM
Prison Officials have responded by supplying Mr. Nichols with a more managable soap-on-a-rope
Posted by: trustf8 | April 30, 2009 at 10:40 AM
As a nurse I can think of a couple of ways to unclog Mr. Nichols. All of them painful. padraig, I would chip in on the Viagra.
Posted by: nursecindy | April 30, 2009 at 10:43 AM
I vote for the 4000 lbs of ammonium nitrate
^5 zapogee
Posted by: Cheryl Howard | April 30, 2009 at 11:39 AM
This past Sunday I ran in the 9th annual Oklahoma City Memorial race for the victims of the bombing of the Alfred P. Murrah Federal Building.
I'm sure plenty of the 19,000 or so participants can think of ways to alleviate this guys predicament.
Posted by: Joshua | April 30, 2009 at 12:09 PM
Poor guy. His claims that refined foods are detrimental to ones health really strike a cord, don't they? I'm not an angry person but I could slap him.
Posted by: Cheryl Howard | April 30, 2009 at 01:13 PM
Obviously, it's a government conspiracy. He needs to start a violent movement.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | April 30, 2009 at 01:28 PM
He should have departed on the same outward bound given to McVeigh.
Posted by: ron | April 30, 2009 at 01:32 PM
Maybe he should start caring for others and not himself what a freaking loser food causing him health issues. next thing you know he won't be getting enough.
Posted by: Jeff White Hawk | April 30, 2009 at 03:00 PM
I do NOT pity the fool!
Posted by: Mr. T. | April 30, 2009 at 03:27 PM
A government constipiricy.
Posted by: Steve | April 30, 2009 at 09:53 PM
He gets more food than a lot of people who haven't killed anyone. I think he's getting too much whine and jeez.
Posted by: ScottMGS | April 30, 2009 at 10:25 PM
This is a great argument against the death penalty. You want someone to pay for their crime and not get to enjoy life? How's about "Constipation for Life" as a sentence?
Posted by: lofti | May 01, 2009 at 12:18 AM
Tough SH*T
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