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MOM?????
Posted by: Punkin | April 23, 2009 at 09:33 AM
"The suit accuses Angevine of slander, inflicting emotional distress and battery -- for allegedly poking Sandrina in the chest while telling her of the supposed hookup with Harry."
C'mon, you can't sue somebody for punctuating!
"I (poke!) wazh SHLEEping (poke!) wif HIM (poke!) before YOU (POKE!) were!"
Posted by: padraig | April 23, 2009 at 09:50 AM
A lovely group of humans.
"TODAY ON JERRY SPRINGER..."
Posted by: Allen at Division | April 23, 2009 at 09:51 AM
Do we know if alcohol was involved?? I mean there IS a slight possibility, no?
Posted by: Siouxie | April 23, 2009 at 09:52 AM
At least the 2 lovely ladies were able to agree it was the husband's fault.
Posted by: oldmanatee | April 23, 2009 at 09:55 AM
Isn't it always?
Posted by: Siouxie | April 23, 2009 at 10:01 AM
Classy all around.
Posted by: sthnbelle | April 23, 2009 at 10:03 AM
Maybe they should have left that part out about, "If anyone knows any reason why these two should not be joined together let them speak now or forever hold their peace." On the other hand I'm sure his life has been wonderful since this wedding. Poor guy.
Posted by: nursecindy | April 23, 2009 at 10:06 AM
Harry (walks in) ... "I quit you psycho b!tch! You ruined my marriage and I not only didn't sleep with you, I didn't even get to sleep with my wife!!!"
Psycho bosslady ... "Ummm, yeah, sorry about that, wrong wedding, you understand? What can I do to make it up to you? Say, an extra 5 cents an hour sound good to you?
Posted by: oldmanatee | April 23, 2009 at 10:14 AM
"After the outburst, things got so raucous that the 70 guests were ordered to leave the reception at the Naresa Palace catering hall in South Ozone Park, the suit says."
There's the problem, too much Ozone ... does it every time.
Posted by: Kibby F5™ | April 23, 2009 at 10:39 AM
its from the Noo Yawk Post, fa crissakes. they make stuff up.
Posted by: queensbee | April 23, 2009 at 10:41 AM
its from the Noo Yawk Post, fa crissakes. they make stuff up.
Posted by: queensbee
I thought that was the Noo Yawk Times...
Posted by: oldmanatee | April 23, 2009 at 11:00 AM
Soon to be a Kate Hudson/Anne Hathaway sequel...
Posted by: estrogen centrale | April 23, 2009 at 11:40 AM
How come I never get invited to these fun weddings, only the extremely dull ones?
Posted by: estrogen centrale | April 23, 2009 at 11:40 AM
And the funeral afterwards was equally entertaining.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | April 23, 2009 at 11:58 AM
She (the bride) didn't kill him Horace. That would be too easy. She just made him WISH he were dead.
ec I usually get invited to the weddings where the bride and groom sing to each other. This would be an improvement to some of those.
Posted by: nursecindy | April 23, 2009 at 12:02 PM
RIGHT, ncin?!?!?! EGAD!
These newlyweds are moving? And he's a pool installer? Quick Dave/judi - send these two folks Fla. DLs. They'd fit right in here at the weirdness magnet triangle.
Posted by: estrogen centrale | April 23, 2009 at 12:14 PM
OH NO ! REALLY ??? I've never heard of the bride and groom SINGING to each other !
Please don't tell me they sing bm songs ! (which could be taken two ways, but I mean the commercial guy)
Posted by: Telecomdropout | April 23, 2009 at 12:25 PM
Telecom I went to one wedding where they sang 'Wind Beneath My Wings' and another where they sang 'You Light Up My Life'. Neither of which is my favorite and high on my scale of sappiness. At one of the weddings I thought the song 'Highway To Hell' would have been more appropriate. If they were to start singing any BM songs I would leave I'm afraid.
Posted by: nursecindy | April 23, 2009 at 01:11 PM
I think "Light My Fire" would be more fun...Have a Cosmo, Cindy.
Has anyone ever been to a wedding with the mythical ultra-horny bridesmaids and groomsmen?
Posted by: Allen at Division | April 23, 2009 at 01:53 PM
i used to do weddings (singing, that is) and used to change the words just slightly to see if anyone was paying attention. i once had to do some horrible song called "bonded together". that became "bondo the fender" or "bondage with leather" depending on my mood.
Posted by: mudstuffin | April 23, 2009 at 03:31 PM
Snork@mud.
From the alternate reality names it should have been clear trouble was inevitable.
Posted by: Loudmouth | April 23, 2009 at 04:20 PM
Oh my. I must live a sheltered little life out here !
I have heard the Choir or soloist singers at a wedding, but never the bride and groom to each other ! Sorry to be so rude, but that cracks me up ! They must be really good singers. I thought the whole writing your own vows thing was cool, til I heard a whole personal outpouring, with accompanying tears and sobs, but this singing thing is very interesting.
mud, this does not surprise me at all. I am sure some of your lyrics were "interesting".
DID anyone ever notice ?
Posted by: Telecomdropout | April 23, 2009 at 04:47 PM
Hey, I'm from Queens! I'm so proud. :sniff:
Posted by: Ceejaytee | April 24, 2009 at 08:40 AM