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April 29, 2009

SCIENTIFIC POLL

What are you doing about the swine flu?
The what?
Duh: beer.
I am going about my normal routine, albeit with much wetter underpants.
I am having WAY less sex with animals.
Montpelier.
  
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Posted by on April 29, 2009 at 01:29 PM |

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Me? I'm coughing and sneezing more around LOUD CELLPHONE TALKERS.

Posted by: CJrun | April 29, 2009 at 01:37 PM

Eating more bacon to gain an immunity.

Posted by: Horace LaBadie | April 29, 2009 at 01:44 PM

I've stopped breathing in.

Posted by: Braniff | April 29, 2009 at 01:44 PM

I stopped drinking Mexican Wine (don't want Mexico's Wine Flu)

Posted by: trustf8 | April 29, 2009 at 01:45 PM

I'm consuming mass quantities of alcoholic beverages. Isn't alcohol a disinfectant??

Posted by: Siouxie | April 29, 2009 at 01:47 PM

i'll be keeping Kosher.

Posted by: queensbee | April 29, 2009 at 01:52 PM

I'll be using wet underpants as a chic new breathing mask.

Posted by: Cheesewiz | April 29, 2009 at 01:58 PM

I wish I could say I'm doing something, but I'm just going to work and going home like usual.
Being a grown up sometimes leaves a lot to be desired.

Posted by: Account Deleted | April 29, 2009 at 02:01 PM

If we're all gonna die anyways, can we just have one big blog orgy?

Posted by: Siouxie | April 29, 2009 at 02:03 PM

I voted for having way less sex with animals. NTTAWWT.

Posted by: Jeff Tompkins | April 29, 2009 at 02:07 PM

I had all my swine vaccinated.

Posted by: Mike Antonucci | April 29, 2009 at 02:07 PM

Soux is goin' out if this world the same was she came in: nekkid, screaming, and kind of slippery.

Posted by: random thunking | April 29, 2009 at 02:07 PM

exchanges a 'y' for an 's'. they're not even close to each other.

Posted by: random thunking | April 29, 2009 at 02:08 PM

Forget Swine Flu. Now I'm worried about those of you having sex with animals. Siouxie the only way way to leave this world is screaming, naked, slippery, and unable to stand or sit up straight.
That's my plan.

Posted by: nursecindy | April 29, 2009 at 02:18 PM

It's more fun if you change the question to "Jack Bauer, what are you doing about your bioweapon infection?"

Posted by: Steve Haller | April 29, 2009 at 02:22 PM

I got my pearls vaccinated before my swine. Was that wrong?

Posted by: Lairbo | April 29, 2009 at 02:25 PM

lipstick anyone?

Posted by: hockey mom from AK | April 29, 2009 at 02:34 PM

I'm going to eat ,drink and make Merry.And Susan,and Alice,and Elizabeth.And-----.

Posted by: ron | April 29, 2009 at 02:36 PM

Swine flew? I gess now I have to make good on all those "when pigs fly" remarks...

Posted by: baligurl | April 29, 2009 at 02:42 PM

I caught a cold instead of Swine Flu. Darned airplane air.

Posted by: NotSoShyJan | April 29, 2009 at 02:57 PM

I caught the, uh, swine flu, heh. Guess I can't ketch it no more. woof

Posted by: Whiteschnauzer | April 29, 2009 at 03:02 PM

I have increased my chocolate intake.

Posted by: Margaritaville | April 29, 2009 at 03:08 PM

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