REMINDER

Tonight at 9 p.m. Eastern Visual Time. Be here, or be a cauliflower ear.

Comments

[Siouxie]

Eww. A hairy cauliflower ear at that.

It also looks like a sideways smiley face.

[gfunksizzle]

Thank you.

[Punkin]

*swears off cauliflower forever*

Thanks, Dave.

[Tash]

I was waiting all day to see your motivational photo and...... um

[Meanie the Blue]

Cornholes, cauliflower ears.

*Slaps buzzer*

What are bodypart vegetables, Dave?

[Meanie the Blue]

Cornholes, cauliflower ears.

*Slaps buzzer*

What are bodypart vegetables, Dave?

[queensbee]

um, ewwwww.yuck.

[tw]

Is this like a Rorshak test? Because somewhere in that ear, I can see Edgar....

[Allen at Division]

Even Cindy Crawford looks rough after interrogation by Jack Bauer...

[trustf8]

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray Jack Bauer flips a jeep -
Shots a Thigh! Stabs an Eye!
Tasers SOMEONE! my oh my...
Someone should die before I wake
C'mon Jack: For Heaven's Sake!
Don't let us down,
We're craving MORE
Bring back that 'old time 24'!

...i hope you're 'listening'

[Tash]

trust: Hear hear..... hee hee

[Wes S.]

Don't forget: Tonight is Jack versus Jonas.

(With apologies to Golden Earring:)

It's three A.M., nearing dawn
I'm sitting here with the gun still warm
I'm out of patience, Jonas, and
This time you're out of second chances.

Yeah, there's a storm on the loose
And your mad cow in my brain
It's infecting my blood
And driving me insane
I't's making me twitch
And driving me into a frenzy.

Yeah, you've just stepped into the Bauer Zone
You're fresh outa lies and your cover's all blown
Now all you can do is snivel and cry
And wonder when I'll finally let you die
Which you'll come to know
When my bullets hit your thighs.
Yeah, you'll come to know
When my bullets hit your thighs.

You stepped across my perimeter
Better catch yourself a drink.
You look like you could use one
Yeah, I really do think.
You don't look good at all, Jonas;
Actually, you look kind of peaked.

Well, now that the options are clear
In your guilty mind,
I'm gonna ask you
Just one more time:
Who are you working for, damnit!
Or I'll send you back to Angelina in pieces.

'Cause you've just stepped into the Bauer Zone
You're fresh outa lies and your cover's all blown
All you can do is snivel and cry
And wonder when I'll finally let you die
Which you'll come to know
When my bullets hit your thighs.
Which you'll come to know
When my bullets hit your thighs.

[random thunking]

I won't be drinking beers and taking lots of tinkles,
I guess I'll just be a cat with lots of wrinkles.

[Cheesewiz]

RT

As Siouxie would say, "Some wrinkled cat, dat."

[Siouxie]

True dat, Cheesie.

[Margaritaville]

*shoots califlower ear in the thigh*

[Suzy Q]

Holy crap! I thought at first that was a shot of some sort of geological formation, taken from waaay up high. I wish I still thought that.

[Cassie]

I guess that's from listening from the wooden generator too long.

[Mitch]

The result of boxing or rugby?

[rockin01]

Arrrrrgggghhhhh! Damn you, TypeSad!!