REMBRANDT OFTEN EXPLORED THIS THEME
Controversy has erupted over a painting depicting a self-pleasuring gerbil.
And yes, "The Self-Pleasuring Gerbils" would be a good name for a rock band.
(Thanks to DavCat)
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Self pleasuring??!?
Richard Gere would beg to differ.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | April 28, 2009 at 10:43 AM
What? no pictures?
Posted by: Siouxie | April 28, 2009 at 10:48 AM
Without a picture we can only assume he was merely applying Viagra
Posted by: trustf8 | April 28, 2009 at 10:50 AM
Ehhhh everyone's a critic...
Posted by: Tash | April 28, 2009 at 10:52 AM
See kids,we know different now don't we?He's either reverse engineering his penis shape or he's rubbing nanoparticles in to correct a problem area.
This blog is SO educational.
Posted by: ron | April 28, 2009 at 10:56 AM
"The bone of contention"
Har!
(Incidentally, I think "Bone of Contention" would be a good name for the first record put out by the Self-Pleasuring Gerbils.)
Posted by: Scott | April 28, 2009 at 11:27 AM
I doubt this is biologically accurate, given the way these creature procreate.
Posted by: MartiniShark | April 28, 2009 at 11:33 AM
Just the puns alone make this not worth reading.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | April 28, 2009 at 11:34 AM
Do gerbils have, you know, "Walters"?
Posted by: Lairbo | April 28, 2009 at 11:39 AM
Lairbo, gerbils have Wallys.
Posted by: Snarky Comment | April 28, 2009 at 11:48 AM
Animal p_rn?
Posted by: Kibby F5™ | April 28, 2009 at 11:49 AM
i'll have what they're having.
Posted by: queensbee | April 28, 2009 at 11:50 AM
They already have the hairy palms and judging by the way they run on those little wheels I'm assuming they're insane too.
Posted by: nursecindy | April 28, 2009 at 11:53 AM
Happy Day-of-the-Candle Cindy! Hope you get to wear your birthday sui today, that is what it is for after all.t
Posted by: MartiniShark | April 28, 2009 at 11:58 AM
(Fires a "t" with a crossbow for "suit")
Posted by: MartiniShark | April 28, 2009 at 11:59 AM
Cindy - 'tis thy birthday?! Well have a happy!!!
Posted by: Diva | April 28, 2009 at 12:00 PM
Thank you Sharkie and Diva. I'm already wearing my birthday suit so I'm one step ahead of you MS.
Posted by: nursecindy | April 28, 2009 at 12:04 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CINDY!!
Posted by: Siouxie | April 28, 2009 at 12:10 PM
And here I was so sure a *guy* painted that painting.
Posted by: Margaritaville | April 28, 2009 at 12:10 PM
After giving pleasure to so many, don't you think the poor little f&*^%rs deserve some pleasure themselves. And BTW, 12 year olds know all about playing with themselves.
Cindy, have a blast and to hell with the consequences.
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | April 28, 2009 at 12:19 PM
Thanks Siouxie and Mot.
Posted by: nursecindy | April 28, 2009 at 12:22 PM
Happy Birthday y'all.
Posted by: NotSherly | April 28, 2009 at 12:32 PM
Since you are already undressed for the day Cinders it seems you have the makings of your profile pic for FB.
Posted by: MartiniShark | April 28, 2009 at 12:38 PM
Hee hee Cindy's in for a birthday debriefing!!
Posted by: Tash | April 28, 2009 at 01:02 PM
Whack-a-mole. Whack-a-gerbil.
Not much dif.
Posted by: Emmett Flatus | April 28, 2009 at 01:06 PM
I volunteer to administer the spankings!
Posted by: Siouxie | April 28, 2009 at 01:09 PM
Me too, Siouxie.Spanky,spanky,spanky.How many Cindy.Or don't you care.Just a lot?
Posted by: ron | April 28, 2009 at 01:21 PM
I believe that decision is up to the birthday gal (warms hands up in case).
Posted by: MartiniShark | April 28, 2009 at 01:22 PM
Cheese, between the story & the blogs i counted at least 10 puns, & none of them made me laugh: No pun in ten did.
*dives behind couch*
Oh & happy birthday nursecindy:
Keep healing wounds & wounding heels
(im all ready behind the couch)
Posted by: trustf8 | April 28, 2009 at 01:28 PM
What's my motivation ?
Posted by: Jazzzz | April 28, 2009 at 01:30 PM
HBD, Cindy!
Posted by: pogo | April 28, 2009 at 01:32 PM
Thanks everybody. As for my age. Age is just a number and mine is unlisted. I will say I'm a lot younger than Dave. (Maybe I should duck now.)
Posted by: nursecindy | April 28, 2009 at 01:55 PM
Any age is a good age, when you consider the alternative.
Posted by: pogo | April 28, 2009 at 01:57 PM
Happy Birthday, Cindy !
Hope you have a wonderful day, and that you are treated like the Queen you are !
Just slightly OT - we were talking about you @ the Blogit gathering, and it was unanimously decided that you are a very funny and clever and welcome addition to the crowd !!
*looks at post, and runs from room, ducking, before the exclamation point police come after me*
Posted by: Account Deleted | April 28, 2009 at 02:11 PM
*pictures 'The Blogit Gathering' as mysterious Anonymous 24 'conference call'*
... Oh! You said 'Unanimous'...
nevermind
Posted by: trustf8 | April 28, 2009 at 02:26 PM
happy birthday cindy. i got you a some really tasteful gerbil porn.
Posted by: crossgirl | April 28, 2009 at 03:04 PM
crossgirl, maybe you can put a link to another fine gift item - ya know...what you sent me??
Posted by: Siouxie | April 28, 2009 at 03:12 PM
heh!
Posted by: crossgirl | April 28, 2009 at 03:19 PM
Sorry I'm late for the party, this damn job....(mumble-mumble) I'll be very diplomatic and not ask your age.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY NURSECINDY!
"A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age."
-- Robert Frost
Posted by: Brian | April 28, 2009 at 03:30 PM
Ya'll are all so sweet. Thanks for making my day special.
Posted by: nursecindy | April 28, 2009 at 04:13 PM
For those that asked, see the painting here! ( you have been warned)
http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j318/corneliuvalentin/IMG_0367.jpg
Posted by: DavCat | April 28, 2009 at 09:06 PM
The Self-Pleasuring Gerbil School is known for its unique stroke techniques.
Please add a Happy Birthday wish from me, NurseC.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | April 28, 2009 at 09:22 PM
DavCat's link - The horny gerbil
Very colorful.
Posted by: Siouxie | April 28, 2009 at 09:24 PM
Happy B'day cindy. You know you don't have to keep those AARP letters.
Posted by: Loudmouth | April 28, 2009 at 09:45 PM
My bruttha.
Posted by: Terror Squirrel | April 28, 2009 at 09:47 PM
Potent rodent.
Posted by: Loudmouth | April 28, 2009 at 10:09 PM
yea...rats
Posted by: docsipple | April 29, 2009 at 04:30 AM