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April 28, 2009

REMBRANDT OFTEN EXPLORED THIS THEME

Controversy has erupted over a painting depicting a self-pleasuring gerbil.

And yes, "The Self-Pleasuring Gerbils" would be a good name for a rock band.

(Thanks to DavCat)

Posted by Dave on April 28, 2009 at 10:40 AM | Permalink

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Self pleasuring??!?
Richard Gere would beg to differ.

Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | April 28, 2009 at 10:43 AM

What? no pictures?

Posted by: Siouxie | April 28, 2009 at 10:48 AM

Without a picture we can only assume he was merely applying Viagra

Posted by: trustf8 | April 28, 2009 at 10:50 AM

Ehhhh everyone's a critic...

Posted by: Tash | April 28, 2009 at 10:52 AM

See kids,we know different now don't we?He's either reverse engineering his penis shape or he's rubbing nanoparticles in to correct a problem area.
This blog is SO educational.

Posted by: ron | April 28, 2009 at 10:56 AM

"The bone of contention"

Har!

(Incidentally, I think "Bone of Contention" would be a good name for the first record put out by the Self-Pleasuring Gerbils.)

Posted by: Scott | April 28, 2009 at 11:27 AM

I doubt this is biologically accurate, given the way these creature procreate.

Posted by: MartiniShark | April 28, 2009 at 11:33 AM

Just the puns alone make this not worth reading.

Posted by: Cheesewiz | April 28, 2009 at 11:34 AM

Do gerbils have, you know, "Walters"?

Posted by: Lairbo | April 28, 2009 at 11:39 AM

Lairbo, gerbils have Wallys.

Posted by: Snarky Comment | April 28, 2009 at 11:48 AM

Animal p_rn?

Posted by: Kibby F5™ | April 28, 2009 at 11:49 AM

i'll have what they're having.

Posted by: queensbee | April 28, 2009 at 11:50 AM

They already have the hairy palms and judging by the way they run on those little wheels I'm assuming they're insane too.

Posted by: nursecindy | April 28, 2009 at 11:53 AM

Happy Day-of-the-Candle Cindy! Hope you get to wear your birthday sui today, that is what it is for after all.t

Posted by: MartiniShark | April 28, 2009 at 11:58 AM

(Fires a "t" with a crossbow for "suit")

Posted by: MartiniShark | April 28, 2009 at 11:59 AM

Cindy - 'tis thy birthday?! Well have a happy!!!

Posted by: Diva | April 28, 2009 at 12:00 PM

Thank you Sharkie and Diva. I'm already wearing my birthday suit so I'm one step ahead of you MS.

Posted by: nursecindy | April 28, 2009 at 12:04 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CINDY!!

Posted by: Siouxie | April 28, 2009 at 12:10 PM

And here I was so sure a *guy* painted that painting.

Posted by: Margaritaville | April 28, 2009 at 12:10 PM

After giving pleasure to so many, don't you think the poor little f&*^%rs deserve some pleasure themselves. And BTW, 12 year olds know all about playing with themselves.

Cindy, have a blast and to hell with the consequences.

Posted by: Mot the Hoople | April 28, 2009 at 12:19 PM

Thanks Siouxie and Mot.

Posted by: nursecindy | April 28, 2009 at 12:22 PM

Happy Birthday y'all.

Posted by: NotSherly | April 28, 2009 at 12:32 PM

Since you are already undressed for the day Cinders it seems you have the makings of your profile pic for FB.

Posted by: MartiniShark | April 28, 2009 at 12:38 PM

Hee hee Cindy's in for a birthday debriefing!!

Posted by: Tash | April 28, 2009 at 01:02 PM

Whack-a-mole. Whack-a-gerbil.

Not much dif.

Posted by: Emmett Flatus | April 28, 2009 at 01:06 PM

I volunteer to administer the spankings!

Posted by: Siouxie | April 28, 2009 at 01:09 PM

Me too, Siouxie.Spanky,spanky,spanky.How many Cindy.Or don't you care.Just a lot?

Posted by: ron | April 28, 2009 at 01:21 PM

I believe that decision is up to the birthday gal (warms hands up in case).

Posted by: MartiniShark | April 28, 2009 at 01:22 PM

Cheese, between the story & the blogs i counted at least 10 puns, & none of them made me laugh: No pun in ten did.
*dives behind couch*

Oh & happy birthday nursecindy:
Keep healing wounds & wounding heels
(im all ready behind the couch)

Posted by: trustf8 | April 28, 2009 at 01:28 PM

What's my motivation ?

Posted by: Jazzzz | April 28, 2009 at 01:30 PM

HBD, Cindy!

Posted by: pogo | April 28, 2009 at 01:32 PM

Thanks everybody. As for my age. Age is just a number and mine is unlisted. I will say I'm a lot younger than Dave. (Maybe I should duck now.)

Posted by: nursecindy | April 28, 2009 at 01:55 PM

Any age is a good age, when you consider the alternative.

Posted by: pogo | April 28, 2009 at 01:57 PM

Happy Birthday, Cindy !
Hope you have a wonderful day, and that you are treated like the Queen you are !

Just slightly OT - we were talking about you @ the Blogit gathering, and it was unanimously decided that you are a very funny and clever and welcome addition to the crowd !!

*looks at post, and runs from room, ducking, before the exclamation point police come after me*

Posted by: Account Deleted | April 28, 2009 at 02:11 PM

*pictures 'The Blogit Gathering' as mysterious Anonymous 24 'conference call'*

... Oh! You said 'Unanimous'...

nevermind

Posted by: trustf8 | April 28, 2009 at 02:26 PM

happy birthday cindy. i got you a some really tasteful gerbil porn.

Posted by: crossgirl | April 28, 2009 at 03:04 PM

crossgirl, maybe you can put a link to another fine gift item - ya know...what you sent me??

Posted by: Siouxie | April 28, 2009 at 03:12 PM

heh!

Posted by: crossgirl | April 28, 2009 at 03:19 PM