FORTUNATELY, EVERYBODY HERE IS HEAVILY ARMED
Bears are showing up in the Miami area.
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Bears are showing up in the Miami area.
The Virginia Department of Transportation is deliberately painting zigzag lines on the road.
(Thanks to Brian Clay)
A woman hired a stripper to impersonate her at her high-school reunion.
(Thanks to DavCat)
Vaguely related item here.
(Thanks to catmanmax)
Because otherwise we would probably link to this.
(Thanks to Bob Filipczak)
(Thanks to DavCat and Justin Barber)
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
A scientist has discovered that fish get seasick.
(Thanks to Andrew Hoenig)
A Discursive Investigation of the Reinvention of Pole Dancing as a Recreational Activity
(Thanks to Andrew Hoenig)
A guy is planning to launch a "model" rocket 36 feet long.
(Thanks to David Reser)
How to remove a leech from an eyeball
(Thanks to Ralph, DavCat, Joshua Orpin and Horace LaBadie)
"He lost control of his functions."
(Thanks to Chuck Cody)
Giant Nazi cows on the loose in Britain
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and DavCat)
Maggots discovered in popular candy
(Thanks to Kay Myers)
(Thanks to catmanmax, Justin Barber and trustf8)
Here is where we stand:
Tony is a mole. Last week he suffocated FBI Agent Larry in a dramatic 17-minute suffocation scene involving two commercial breaks for the new Victoria's Secret Dream Angels push-up brassiere.
Tony's accomplice, Galvez, made off with a cannister of the Deadly Death Fatal Pathogen of Doom, which is capable of killing thousands of people, including, tragically, many potential customers for the new Victoria's Secret Dream Angels push-up brassiere. If we have learned anything from watching 24 over the years, aside from the fact that 62 percent of all federal employees are moles, it is that the government needs to ban cannisters, because they never seem to contain anything that would benefit humanity -- Yoo-Hoo, for example -- and sooner or later the terrorists ALWAYS get hold of them.
Jack Bauer, who is still dying from the pathogen, had an extremely boring moving reconciliation scene with his estranged daughter Kim, who strikes this blog as the kind of gal who would know her way around the new Victoria's Secret Dream Angels push-up brassiere. Kim wants to give Jack some of her stem cells. But Jack won't let her, because the experimental cure is risky and could, we don't know, wreck her stem.
Jon Voight was arrested and claims he is a cog in a much bigger machine. What this machine is, and whether it has any connection with the new Victoria's Secret Dream Angels push-up brassiere is anybody's guess.
Edgar is still dead.
After tonight's episode -- which may or may not feature commercials for the new Victoria's Secret Dream Angels push-up brassiere -- be sure to stick around in the comments for the wrapup by The Amazing Steve. Meanwhile, here is this week's scientific poll:
UPDATE:Hey, what happened to House?
UPDATE: The lookalike-blond-babe-lawyers switcheroo.
UPDATE: When will they stop with the perimeters?
UPDATE: Did Tony just shoot himself in the thigh?
UPDATE: How come, when a character on TV is told that somebody is dead, that character always responds, quote: "What?"
UPDATE: If I had about a day to live because of a deadly pathogen, I would go to Vegas. Whereas Jack chooses to debrief.
UPDATE: Evidently Tony missed his thigh.
UPDATE: So they check the lawyer's thumbprint, but they don't search her briefcase?
UPDATE: The Lozenge of Death!
UPDATE: We are climbing the puppetmaster chain.
UPDATE: It's amazing how quickly people on this show recover from gunshot wounds.
UPDATE: You know what would have been great? If they had pulled back the sheet that was supposed to be over Larry's body, and underneath was: Edgar.
UPDATE: Awww the li'l Kimlet.
UPDATE: Is a "secure net" different from a perimeter?
UPDATE: Still no commercial for the Victoria's Secret Dream Angels push-up brassiere, at least none that we have had a visual on.
UPDATE: Jack wants a map overlay.
UPDATE: Boom.
UPDATE: Renee might need a second Band-Aid.
UPDATE: I kind of like Jack when he twitches. It makes him human somehow.
UPDATE: Tony says global warming is bad, which must mean... global warming is good.
UPDATE: Next week: Explosions, Jack vs. Jon Voight (doesn't anybody ever really die in this show?). Take it, The Amazing Steve.
The Miami Herald's Patrick Farrell, a great photographer and a terrific guy, won a Pulitzer Prize today for his powerful and heartrending photographs of the awful devastation in Haiti caused by the storms of 2008. You can see the photos here, but be warned that some of them are disturbing.
Toddler gets foot stuck in potty during toilet training
(Thanks to Matt Filar)
Man pretending to fall off bridge actually falls
(Thanks to oneblankspace)
(Thanks to Allen at Division and Matt Filar)
"She was so excited she teared up," Bruce said.
(Thanks to Nancy Worley and Jeff Meyerson)
NJ town can't seem to decide what to call itself
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
(Thanks to Siouxie)
Here's a highly informative TV-news interview.
(Thanks to Andy the TropicHunt.com Guy)
(Thanks to trustf8 and Janice Gelb)
Tasmania's wombat poo paper a hit
(Thanks to Jeff Gallup)
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
(Thanks to Ralph, catmanmax and Siouxie)
Now: a bacon blowtorch.
(Thanks to Bryan M., catmanmax and Siouxie)
A Lotto winner has opened a nude dude ranch.
(Thanks toDavCat)
(Thanks to DavCat)
Burning Wok and the Sex Shop Fire
(Thanks to Bill Moore)
Giant groper find shocks family
(Thanks to Ralph)
Something along these lines.
(Thanks to CJrun)
(Thanks to nursecindy)
The alleged lawsuit has allegedly been dropped.
Key Legal Term: "Calzone kerfuffle."
(Thanks to Horace LaBadie)
...you're talking Taco Bell.
(Thanks to Allen at Division)