IN CONTINUED OBSERVANCE OF OUR STRICT RULE AGAINST MAKING FUN OF NAMES
...we will not be linking to this.
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Bikini line?
Posted by: pogo | April 30, 2009 at 08:59 AM
A local man, who told police he was reliving the life of Jesus, was taken into custody for being nude Sunday on Short Beach.
It was shrinkage!
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | April 30, 2009 at 09:04 AM
Two aptonyms for the price of one!
Short Beach, Dicks.
Posted by: wiredog | April 30, 2009 at 09:07 AM
Where's the
strikeoutaround "Beach" go?Posted by: wiredog | April 30, 2009 at 09:08 AM
Thou shalt not have a bikini line.
The so called "lost commandment."
Posted by: Cheesewiz | April 30, 2009 at 09:53 AM
He should imitate the following:
Jesus wept.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | April 30, 2009 at 10:04 AM
Yeah, those bikini lines can be a bitch...
Posted by: Adam | April 30, 2009 at 10:15 AM
Perhaps he would have been better off on Long Beach, New Jersey.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | April 30, 2009 at 10:46 AM
Please, just don't do anything to make Jesus rise.
Posted by: Punkin | April 30, 2009 at 10:46 AM
"After refusing to get dressed and leave the beach, Dicks was arrested after a brief struggle with officers."
Were they trying to put his underwear back on?
Posted by: ScottMGS | April 30, 2009 at 11:13 AM
He might be more believable if he had been walking on the water naked, rather than just laying on the sand.
Posted by: Clown Puppy | April 30, 2009 at 11:56 AM
After arresting some one naked I wonder how police get "NutScuz" out of those blue uniforms?
Posted by: Nancy Grace | April 30, 2009 at 12:35 PM
Should be, "Officers struggling with Dicks."
The active voice is much better than the passive.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | April 30, 2009 at 12:35 PM
How about this lucky dude? MAJOR! ;)
Posted by: Leetie | April 30, 2009 at 04:30 PM