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Toejam?
Posted by: lisap | April 28, 2009 at 03:48 PM
Ummmm, skipping the video if folks don't mind....
Posted by: padraig | April 28, 2009 at 03:57 PM
Foot in mouth?
Posted by: Tash | April 28, 2009 at 03:58 PM
You can pick your friends,
You can pick you nose,
But you can't feel a log in you toes.
Posted by: Joshua | April 28, 2009 at 04:08 PM
This time, it's better with no detailed photos.
Posted by: Olo Baggins of Bywater | April 28, 2009 at 04:08 PM
What's much more shocking to me is the fact that she is a COLLEGE student and thinks she got arthritis from having a toothpick in her foot! I hate to see her theories of conception and pregnancy. And the idea that God was watching after her about her toothpick--oy. No wonder we have a swine flu outbreak--He/She is busy worrying about nincompoops impending wood poisoning.
Posted by: eve | April 28, 2009 at 04:11 PM
um, biting her toenails was actually orally hygienic for her?
yeah i know i am reaching
Posted by: Louiswu | April 28, 2009 at 04:24 PM
It wouldn't show up on an x-ray, either. According to Fox's House, wood acts like soft tissue on most diagnostic tools.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | April 28, 2009 at 05:19 PM
House is not entirely accurate.
Posted by: Elon Weintraub | April 28, 2009 at 06:41 PM
She thinks a toothpick is "a big chunk of wood"....Yea babe, of course this is eight inches.
Posted by: Al Iterative | April 28, 2009 at 07:09 PM
"I'm not biting my toenails, I'm picking my teeth."
Posted by: MartiniShark | April 28, 2009 at 07:20 PM
I guess she didn't read the instructions.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | April 28, 2009 at 09:11 PM
Better than a sharp stick in the eye.
Posted by: Loudmouth | April 28, 2009 at 09:52 PM
Better than a nail in the nose.
Posted by: Loudmouth | April 28, 2009 at 09:52 PM
Better than a knife in the head.
Posted by: Loudmouth | April 28, 2009 at 09:53 PM
Any I missed?
Posted by: Loudmouth | April 28, 2009 at 09:53 PM
Although she's still walking a bit gingerly, Rainey says she's looking forward to knowing what it feels like to walk on a healthy foot that doesn't have a big chunk of wood in it.
Um, it would feel like your other foot.
Posted by: ScottMGS | April 29, 2009 at 01:00 AM
her food got cold?
Posted by: percy dovetonsils | April 29, 2009 at 08:06 AM
Loudmouth:
Better than a tree in your lung.
Posted by: markhh | April 30, 2009 at 11:11 AM
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Posted by: foreign object in the nose | May 26, 2010 at 07:28 AM