DESPITE ALARMIST SPECULATION, YOWIE NOT RESPONSIBLE IN TOP END DOG DEATH
Whatever killed the dog in the Top End, it wasn't the Yowie, according to a Yowie expert, who asserts that the Yowie speculation is "alarmist."
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who notes that "Yowie Alarmists" would be a good name for a rock band)
I saw 'em warming up for the Bonzo Dog Band in '74. Helluva show.
Posted by: Alien8 | April 22, 2009 at 09:31 AM
First they name an actor "Yahoo Serious", then they expect us to believe them about so-called "Yowies"?...
Posted by: Allen at Division | April 22, 2009 at 09:37 AM
Them yowies'll getcha.
Posted by: Punkin | April 22, 2009 at 09:51 AM
"People need to calm down, there is no threat from the Yowie. This is clearly the type of kill a chupacabra would make, so they can relax."
Posted by: MartiniShark | April 22, 2009 at 10:08 AM
If Yahweh's roaming Australia killing dogs, we're in deeper . . . what? Yowie? Nevermind.
Posted by: Lairbo | April 22, 2009 at 10:14 AM
It's reassuring to know that in these times of economic uncertainty, Tim, the former economist, can make a living as a Yowie Man. "I saw that the crash was coming, and decided it was safer to get into Yowies."
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | April 22, 2009 at 10:24 AM
Over the years, people reported "seeing some tall hairy thing beforehand."
Posted by: jon | April 22, 2009 at 10:33 AM
re: jon's post — After Tom Jones stopped wearing tight pants, these sightings ceased?
Posted by: Lairbo | April 22, 2009 at 10:44 AM
I'm still trying to figure out why the large, hairy, naked man was running across the road.
Posted by: nursecindy | April 22, 2009 at 10:51 AM
nursecindy, he was trying to get to the other side. That's where his pants were.
Posted by: Alien8 | April 22, 2009 at 10:52 AM
The Yowie did it? That's ridiculous. You should call them by the proper name: Bigfoot. Bigfoot did it.
Posted by: Margaritaville | April 22, 2009 at 10:56 AM
Of course it wasn't him. He was sleeping off a hangover.
Posted by: Siouxie | April 22, 2009 at 11:21 AM
and just what in the name of screaming Jesus is a cryptonaturalist?
Natural code?
What?
Posted by: Cheesewiz | April 22, 2009 at 11:50 AM
Cheese, a cryptonaturalist studies Superman's dog.
Posted by: Allen at Division | April 22, 2009 at 11:59 AM
Bit the head off a puppy?
Where wuz Alice Cooper about this time?
Posted by: O the U(manity) | April 22, 2009 at 12:36 PM
O, Alice Cooper was probably playing golf somewhere. Siouxie, is that another picture of Sharkie?
Posted by: nursecindy | April 22, 2009 at 12:40 PM
The Yowie Man has a book written about him.
Posted by: Ralph | April 22, 2009 at 01:24 PM
and just what in the name of screaming Jesus is a cryptonaturalist?
Same as cryptozoologist. Basically, someone who specializes in legendary critters like Nessie, Champ, and Bigfoot.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | April 22, 2009 at 01:24 PM
It's very difficult for a layman to decide who is right. On the one hand, we have a Yowie Researcher, and on the other a Yowie Man. It's a puzzlement.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | April 22, 2009 at 01:28 PM
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"One turned out to be a hoax, another turned out to be a hairy naked human running across the Stuart Highway near Alice Springs and the other was of spurious origin," he said.
For bloggers from outside Australia;
Like flies to roadkill, Canberra and the Northern Territory attract our crazies.
Although the NT is much larger there are more crazies in Canberra.
Nursecindy, it's because Alice springs.
Posted by: Al Iterative | April 22, 2009 at 06:38 PM