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"The two were thinking about calling 911 when they heard the shots but started making out instead."
(Thanks to Allen at Division)
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By "making out" may we assume they were doing a Clinton? Don't want to interrupt that or we might be talking broken todger.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | April 22, 2009 at 09:14 AM
Priorities are important...
Posted by: Allen at Division | April 22, 2009 at 09:32 AM
Let me get this right - don't call 911 for fast-food problems, but do call for gang activity? How are we supposed to know what an emergency is, and also why doesn't my phone have an 11 button?
Posted by: MartiniShark | April 22, 2009 at 09:57 AM
Sharkie, you forgot the *hair flip*.
Posted by: Siouxie | April 22, 2009 at 10:18 AM
Jeff, I think the term you meant was "a Lewinski". When I was in high school, "making out" was basically hugging and kissing. Try as we might, it rarely got any better than that.
Posted by: Snarky Comment | April 22, 2009 at 10:24 AM
So, who were you making out with Allen?
Posted by: nursecindy | April 22, 2009 at 10:43 AM
Cindy, it was some flirtatious nurse from the blog--in my dreams. She kept saying she needed to check me out...
Posted by: Allen at Division | April 22, 2009 at 11:01 AM
Allen! Really! Shhhhhh.
Posted by: nursecindy | April 22, 2009 at 11:15 AM
Get a car, in an alley, with gunshots you two.
Posted by: BoscoH | April 22, 2009 at 11:39 AM
Get a car, in an alley, with gunshots you two.
Posted by: BoscoH | April 22, 2009 at 11:39 AM
I think gunshots turn her on...
Posted by: Allen at Division | April 22, 2009 at 11:42 AM
Obviously, we can rule out jealous lovers.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | April 22, 2009 at 01:08 PM