COUGAR ATTACK UPDATE

A 52-year-old woman who took a job as an exotic dancer to help make ends meet was attacked on her first day by a jealous co-worker armed with a stiletto shoe, police said.

(Thanks to Danny)

Comments

[Cheesewiz]

rearrrrrrrrrr.

[pogo]

This sounds like the kind of place where you are issued a gun or a knife when you walk in if you didn't bring your own.

[Siouxie]

Cat Cougar/Kitty fight!

[DaninIA]

The suspect is described only as a black female in her late 40s.

Cougar attacks Cougar. This must be near a retirement complex.

[Allen at Division]

Stiletto shoes aren't nearly as dangerous as switchblade shoes...

[oldmanatee]

52 and late 40's.... do you tip them with wrinkled dollars?

Ewwwwww

[nursecindy]

*SMACKS* oldmanatee. There are several of us women here on the blog who own stilletto's and can hunt you down fella.

[Horace LaBadie]

An exotic dancer who is trying to make ends meet. Aren't they all?

[DaninIA]

She might be going to college....I hear that one quite a bit.

[oldmanatee]

nursecindy, no need to hunt me down, I can give you directions.

[crossgirl]

wonders how much the men would have paid to watch the cat fight.

[Ford79]

Isn't "strippers' dressing room" an oxymoron?

[Siouxie]

As a cougar, I'd be hunting down youngmanatee.

*hair flip*

[oldmanatee]

Souxie, you just come on up, but you better leave now, I know how slow some of you drive...

;-)

[tw]

A 52-year-old stripper? Remind me NEVER to go to Ohio for a bachelor's party....NEVER!

[Siouxie]

Soon as I can get my walker & handcuffs into geezer bus, old. We're a wild bunch.

[Joshua]

So that stripper pole is used more for stability than sexy dancing? AARP strippers - where gravity is not your friend.

[Scott]

TW - I dunno, I've seen some pretty attractive 52-year-olds in my time. Then again, I LIVE in Ohio, so maybe we're easy to please.

[tash]

*SMACKS* TW....

nice to get the first smack in!

[oldmanatee]

joshua, they actually look better when they hang upside down on the pole.

The only strip club with a blue plate special.

I had a nice comment about lap dances, but the bot shut it down.

[Joshua]

oldmanatee,

Good point about using gravity to one's advantage.

I wonder if there is a blue hair special in addition to the blue plate special?

[NotSherly, 52]

*nominates Scott for the good judgement/myopia/nice guy award*

[Loudmouth]

Early bird cat fight special. AARP special half price tipping. Oogie when that G-string gets full of quarters.

[nursecindy]

I'm not 52 but I also would like to nominate Scott for blog guy of the day award. This may keep him from any *SMACKS* for the rest of the day unless he says something dumb. The rest of you don't know what you're missing with a woman over 40.

[oldmanatee]

nursecindy, I vaguely remember what I am missing with a woman over 40...

[DaninIA]

A night with a women over 40 means an education not soon forgotten! Cougers rule!

[boo]

It's weird -- when I was younger (early 20s) I used to be attracted only to women in their 20s. Now that I'm more mature (nearing 30), I'm strongly drawn to the 40+ women crowd. Absolutely no nervousness or fumbles from or with the older ladies. Just total confidence and knowledge of what's around the block. To the under-30 male crowd: it's a totally awesome experience if you can make it work.

[Siouxie]

Good to know some men appreciate us older gals ;-)

[Pinky]

I stand by my post on the other thread. Now they both have a great story to tell about an encounter with a cougar.

Of course, when I said "embrace the cougar" I was envisioning something a bit different.

[MartiniShark]

The stripper poles on stage were intalled horizontally, at waist level.

[Kevin]

That first comment by MartiniShark is the FUNNIEST thing I've heard in a long time!