ATTENTION, DO-IT-YOURSELFERS
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April 27, 2009
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I AM CORNHOLIO!
Posted by: BEAVIS | April 27, 2009 at 10:18 AM
If you make this I'm sure the kids will toss the Wii's and Nintendo DS's to the side. Or even better promise them a lame ole Wii for Christmas and give them this instead! Imagine the look of joy on their little face!
Posted by: nursecindy | April 27, 2009 at 10:18 AM
You may, at this point, wish to fill the screw holes in the leg...
Not exactly.
Posted by: Siouxie | April 27, 2009 at 10:19 AM
You may wish to not have your finger on the opposite side where the drill is coming out, Tim...
Posted by: Allen at Division | April 27, 2009 at 10:22 AM
Just don't get your piehole mixed up with your cornhole.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | April 27, 2009 at 10:35 AM
"Place the two legs on a flat work surface and position the 20-inch cross brace between the legs. The exact position of the cross brace is not critical, but I found it works best to attach it about two inches up from the long point of the leg."
Anyone remember the movie, "Misery"?
Yowza!
Posted by: Brian | April 27, 2009 at 10:49 AM
That was one of the better scenes, Brian. It's creepier in the book though. (psssst?? did you get the link to the pics??)
Posted by: Siouxie | April 27, 2009 at 11:03 AM
I won't ever forget the sound of Kathy Bates' voice when she says, "MR. MAN!"
Yes, I got the link and I saw the pix. Very nice. Looks like a bunch of folks having a good time for sure!
(Once again it reaffirms why I have always wanted to be the guy on the other side of the camera though.)
Posted by: Brian | April 27, 2009 at 11:12 AM
Allen, counting the number of visible fingers on that left hand it looks like this person may have already made that mistake once.
Posted by: KJP | April 27, 2009 at 11:17 AM
Well, Brian. We're definitely better looking than dead people ;-P
Posted by: Siouxie | April 27, 2009 at 11:34 AM
"Attach it at the same point on each leg with a couple of counter-sunk wood screws."
There may still be some states that prosecute for that.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | April 27, 2009 at 11:49 AM
I'm surprised the link goes to page 9, instead of page 5: Fill the Screw Holes.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | April 27, 2009 at 11:58 AM
"The piehole's connected to the bunghole, the bunghole's connested to the cornhole..."
(And they're all connected with countersunk screws, apparently)
Posted by: Punkin | April 27, 2009 at 12:22 PM
That's sort of a lot of gear for a do-it-yourselfer, isn't it? Oh, wait ....
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | April 27, 2009 at 12:56 PM
The other night, my boyfriend and I were looking on On Demand for a movie to watch. We, two very intelligent people, decided on... Beavis and Butthead Do America. We are still laughing. I am Cornholio!
Posted by: Sarah | April 27, 2009 at 01:09 PM
And who could forget the Cornhole Song?
Posted by: pogo | April 27, 2009 at 01:24 PM
Now, all this snide commentary isn't fair.
I'm told it's a very popular game in South Miami.
Posted by: ed in texas | April 27, 2009 at 01:27 PM
I'm probably correct in assuming what the loser gets in this game,right?
Posted by: ron | April 27, 2009 at 01:53 PM
I cannot bring myself to work on this project. I'm just not ready to "come out" of the tool shed.
Posted by: MartiniShark | April 27, 2009 at 05:05 PM
Are they at Lake Titicaca?
Posted by: Clown Puppy | April 27, 2009 at 09:22 PM
You guys obviously missed the Carson Palmer Cornhole Classic. As for our carpenter guy's missing finger... clever illusion.
Posted by: BoscoH | April 28, 2009 at 01:44 AM