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This looks like a job for McSteamy!
Posted by: Punkin | March 28, 2009 at 09:54 AM
May I get a second opinion?
Posted by: Mitch | March 28, 2009 at 10:00 AM
I hope none of them saw last night's Sarah Connor Chronicals where she uses defib paddles on each side of a guy's head.
Posted by: fivver | March 28, 2009 at 10:02 AM
Oh Joy!
Posted by: Theresa | March 28, 2009 at 10:08 AM
Clear!
*time of death - half past the cow's @ss*
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 28, 2009 at 10:14 AM
But I saw it on tee veeeeeee!
Posted by: Texany | March 28, 2009 at 10:16 AM
Like, you go in for an emergency appendectomy and you have to wait an extra half hour while the surgeons make out in the storage room?
Posted by: Danny | March 28, 2009 at 10:19 AM
Ummmm .... there have been no TV shows dealing with colonoscopies, right?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 28, 2009 at 10:28 AM
Like, you go in for an emergency appendectomy and you have to wait an extra half hour while the surgeons make out in the storage room?
Posted by: Danny | March 28, 2009 at 10:19 AM
That is so true, Danny.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 28, 2009 at 10:30 AM
Meanie, didn't the perky Katie Couric have one live on tv?
Posted by: fivver | March 28, 2009 at 10:31 AM
Oh, and House likes to give them without anesthesia.
Posted by: fivver | March 28, 2009 at 10:34 AM
I just hope my dodctor doesn't watch "Scrubs". "Ma'm, your cancer is in repeats -
I mean remission!"
Posted by: MartiniShark | March 28, 2009 at 10:37 AM
you know...one of my docs has little tv's in the exam room and i wondered why. if anyone needs me, i'll be looking for a new doctor.
Posted by: crossgirl | March 28, 2009 at 10:44 AM
good to find you Dave!! Great stuff....Jay
Posted by: Jay Michael Harden | March 28, 2009 at 10:49 AM
Meanie, The only ones that come to mind are Extremely Private Practice, Way Inside Edition, Unusually Candid Camera, and Very Dark Shadows.
Posted by: Danny | March 28, 2009 at 11:06 AM
I DID NOT make out with that doctor in the medicine room. Okay, maybe I did but it was worth you waiting for.
Posted by: nursecindy | March 28, 2009 at 11:08 AM
So...is this why I can't clean house by wiggling my nose??? I've been trying to get it right for years, now.
Posted by: Betsy | March 28, 2009 at 11:09 AM
Alright! Who spilled the italics?
Posted by: Spiny Norman | March 28, 2009 at 11:13 AM
Well?
Posted by: Spiny Norman | March 28, 2009 at 11:14 AM
pogo's border collies must have been on the blog again. They broke it yesterday.
Posted by: nursecindy | March 28, 2009 at 11:18 AM
Even if new healers learn from the more experienced ones, they may still get it wrong. The problem is nobody can possibly learn everything about medicine today. As a result, we now have three principal types of medical practitioners:
1) Generalists, who know less and less about more and more, until they know nothing about everything.
2) Specialists, who know more and more about less and less, until they know everything about nothing.
3) Pathologists, who know everything about everything, but too late.
Posted by: Ralph | March 28, 2009 at 11:20 AM
OK, so everything I know about HTML tags I learned from watching "The Soupy Sales Show." What's worse--that or learning neurosurgery from watching "General Hospital"?
Posted by: Danny | March 28, 2009 at 11:22 AM
Good to know they were so on the ball at teaching the correct method in the first place.
Posted by: Margaritaville | March 28, 2009 at 11:28 AM
That was a response to Norman at 11:14. (The preview function on the old bot would tell you where your comment was going to land.)
Posted by: Danny | March 28, 2009 at 11:28 AM
During my c-section, my two doctors were trading stock tips in Spanish. I was awake. They assumed I didn't speak Spanish. Until I chimed in with my own stock tip. That rattled them.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 28, 2009 at 11:34 AM
I don't see the problem. We all get our news from Jon Stewart.
Posted by: Clankazoid | March 28, 2009 at 11:58 AM
The dogs are innocent today. They have been out working in the rain. But I'll see whether this will fix it.
Posted by: pogo | March 28, 2009 at 12:03 PM
Nope.
Posted by: pogo | March 28, 2009 at 12:04 PM
The good news is NBC is about done with ER. Not to be confused with E/R.
Posted by: oneblankspace | March 28, 2009 at 12:07 PM
Clankazoid, actually I get my news from this blog.
Posted by: NotSherly | March 28, 2009 at 12:12 PM
The good news is that when I was young there wasn't much learnable stuff on tv,so I had to learn about girls using Braille.
Posted by: ron | March 28, 2009 at 12:14 PM
They shoulda been watching McGyver.
Posted by: Lairbo | March 28, 2009 at 12:19 PM
Someone intubated the italics incorrectly.
Posted by: Will | March 28, 2009 at 12:21 PM
I am the destroyer of italics.
Posted by: Will | March 28, 2009 at 12:22 PM
Do y'all still see italics? I stop seeing them at the 11:14 post.
Posted by: NotSherly | March 28, 2009 at 12:28 PM
Fortunately, all the doctors around here were born, educated, and trained in India. So, no worries.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | March 28, 2009 at 12:29 PM
so, all the indian doctors have seen is e.r. reruns back when it was still good...
Posted by: insomniac | March 28, 2009 at 12:40 PM
There.
I wonder if this means caped vigilantes are all going to start dressing up less and wearing blue make up...
Hey they saw it on TV right?
Posted by: Alfred | March 28, 2009 at 12:43 PM
I wouldn't mind if they use the "Dammitt, you are NOT gonna die on MY watch!" bit.
Posted by: Punkin | March 28, 2009 at 12:44 PM
Lets try that again.
I wonder when the doctors will start mentioning needing those little scanner things from Star Trek. I know I want one.
Posted by: Alfred | March 28, 2009 at 12:55 PM
Sheesh. Who broke the blog again?
I guess those docs never listened to Bones huh??
"I'm an actor, Jim...not a doctor!"
Posted by: Siouxie | March 28, 2009 at 12:58 PM
As was pointed out to Temperance Brennan, the other Bones, she isn't a medical doctor, either.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | March 28, 2009 at 01:28 PM
Most of Dr McCoy's scanners on ST:TOS were just leftover saltshakers from the episode with the salt vampire.
Posted by: oneblankspace | March 28, 2009 at 01:30 PM
exactly why I don't watch "Medical shows"... drives me crazy
We actually teach the residents at our hospital without George Clooney's help.
Posted by: Jazzzz | March 28, 2009 at 02:14 PM
right, ron... nothing like "hands on" experience
Posted by: Jazzzz | March 28, 2009 at 02:16 PM
Ralph - ROFL
Punkin - that's my philospy, only in Shrinking, it's a discussion about "ethics" or "DNR/DNI"(do not intubate), which means I don't really have to know HOW to do that..
Oneblankspace- You mean you got access to those? I want one NOW! Oh, that's right, it prolly doesn't work on the brain..
Taking her salt shaker to work, and hoping never to intubate anyone, since 1979,--- EB - PSYCHIATRY ROCKS!
(These durn youngsters don't know how to practice medicine.. or at least how to avoid the worst of it!)
Back to "Scrubs" for my latest training on OCD!
Posted by: EB | March 28, 2009 at 02:19 PM
Since I am apparently the only one here, I'll rattle on...
Pogo. Took my Border collie to the vet yesterday to check out a lump I found on her belly (probably nothing) She taught the vet how to intubate for when she has it removed next week. She is now busy inventing a better fly trap ( I left the door open) but is having trouble holding the protractor and compass at the same time while drawing.
Posted by: Jazzzz | March 28, 2009 at 02:25 PM
The concept of "good TV" is mostly a fantasy, and it's definitely oxymoronic ... if the TV people are more interested in "excitement for the viewers" than they are for reality ... how does this explain the apparent popularity of the so-called "reality" shows ... ? ? ?
OH ... I get it ... LOGIC is also discarded, when TV shows up ...
Posted by: O the U(manity) | March 28, 2009 at 02:30 PM
EB if you want to learn about OCD you watch Monk.
Posted by: nursecindy | March 28, 2009 at 02:35 PM
OT\
Shuttle made it down! I thought I saw it, for a minute, but that was a turkey vulture.
Posted by: CJrun | March 28, 2009 at 03:14 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CJ!!!
Posted by: Siouxie | March 28, 2009 at 04:12 PM
Jazzz - The Border collies are secretly developing opposable thumbs. If (when) they succeed, we're doomed.
Posted by: pogo | March 28, 2009 at 04:18 PM
Those kids today! Now back in MY day you had to learn that stuff off the radio!
Posted by: Dr. Kildare | March 28, 2009 at 04:33 PM
Who was the earliest doctor (principal character) in a regularly scheduled show on television? Was it Alex Stone?
No, I don't know why I come up w/this stuff?
Posted by: estrogen centrale | March 28, 2009 at 04:40 PM
I used to watch Dr. Who.
Posted by: ron | March 28, 2009 at 05:00 PM
I thought it was Dr. Kildare...??
Posted by: Steve Haller | March 28, 2009 at 05:09 PM
Uh-uh, Ron. Donna Reed was '58. Dr. Who was '63.
Posted by: estrogen centrale | March 28, 2009 at 05:11 PM
Kildare started in '61.
Was fun, but gotta' scoot...
Posted by: estrogen centrale | March 28, 2009 at 05:15 PM
Thanks, Sio. cg got me a hammock, and I have been, er, busy! Better get busy again...
Posted by: CJrun | March 28, 2009 at 05:22 PM
Howzabout City Hospital, then The Doctor, then Medic?
Posted by: Danny | March 28, 2009 at 05:25 PM
Personally, I always liked Emergency!
Happy birthday, CJ!!!
Posted by: Diva | March 28, 2009 at 05:33 PM
God help us if they start learning from the ME's on the CSI/NCIS shows. We're all gonna have really long scars and some missing organs.
Posted by: Loudmouth | March 28, 2009 at 05:44 PM
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What's the big surprise? Most architects learn their trade from watching Lego's cartoons.
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Posted by: cosanostradamus | March 28, 2009 at 05:47 PM
Medic with Dr. Conrad Styner (Richard Boone) is the earliest medical show that I recall.
Everything I know about getting away with murder I learned from Dragnet.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | March 28, 2009 at 05:55 PM
SHAM POW!!!
Posted by: snif | March 28, 2009 at 05:56 PM
...and you're welcome :)
Posted by: snif | March 28, 2009 at 05:57 PM
happy b'day CJ..... You gotta be 30 by now
Posted by: Jazzzz | March 28, 2009 at 05:59 PM
Um, what's this make out in the storage room stuff about?
Posted by: Doogie Howser | March 28, 2009 at 06:03 PM
Well, we bloggers used to be able to fix italic, bold, etc spills, but the recent fiddling took that away from us. Judi, what's it take to convince the bit wranglers to restore that?
Posted by: Richard the Weasel-Hearted | March 28, 2009 at 06:04 PM
Just the facts, Horace
Posted by: Jazzzz | March 28, 2009 at 06:04 PM
>> Clankazoid, actually I get my news from this blog.<<
I got my medical training from this blog.
Posted by: Clankazoid | March 28, 2009 at 06:07 PM
I'll never tell Dr. Doogie.
Posted by: nursecindy | March 28, 2009 at 06:28 PM
Ouch! I thought they studied how to use it...
Posted by: watzabatza | March 28, 2009 at 06:57 PM
"The important lesson here is that we can't leave medical education to chance alone."
Really - had NOT thought of that...
Posted by: Jersey Jeff | March 28, 2009 at 07:24 PM
*flaps in for a moment*
(((Jazzzzie)))
Posted by: Just Ducky | March 28, 2009 at 07:33 PM
Happy birthday to you, dear CJ
Hope you had a relaxing day
In your hammock, a snooze
Now get up, grab your shoes
Take cg and dance the night away!
Posted by: Just Ducky | March 28, 2009 at 07:48 PM
i got my boyfriend from this blog...happpy birthday sweetie.
Posted by: crossgirl | March 28, 2009 at 08:08 PM
okay CG.... the blog is not liable for the boy friend thingy and takes no responsibility for
wild manCJstalkingcourting you......Oooooooo... you mean that in a good way !
nevermind
Posted by: Jazzzz | March 28, 2009 at 08:41 PM
Ducky..... check your e-mail
Posted by: Jazzzz | March 28, 2009 at 09:10 PM
A special Birthday Recommendation for the one and only Mr. Run.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 28, 2009 at 09:30 PM
Earth hour is over in my part of the world and I participated with a total power outage.I calculate I saved 416 watts.Be still my beating heart.
Posted by: ron | March 28, 2009 at 09:42 PM
Just wanted to answer your survey by saying
that I have a weak left leg, and also never seem to be at events that require dancing.Montpelier.Posted by: Edgar | March 28, 2009 at 10:04 PM
Diva, I LOVE Emergency!!!
Station 51, 10-4, KMG365.
Anyone want a round of ringers lactate? How about a D-5-W cocktail?
Posted by: Wizzy | March 29, 2009 at 12:12 AM
SWEEP
Posted by: Elon Weintraub | March 29, 2009 at 12:30 AM
sweep
Posted by: Elon Weintraub | March 29, 2009 at 12:31 AM
Sweep?
Posted by: Elon Weintraub | March 29, 2009 at 12:31 AM
YAY!
Posted by: Elon Weintraub | March 29, 2009 at 12:31 AM
Wait, wha? Why is it all tilty again?
Posted by: Elon Weintraub | March 29, 2009 at 12:32 AM
Thanks for the birthday wishes, all.
My hammock mostly proved to provide the 10-year old with a fixed target to attack.
Meanwhile, I've completed the critical update on cg's desktop and my laptop. Everybody with a Windows/PC needs to get this done before midnight, March 31st/April 1st (preferably today, on a slow internet day). It took about an hour on cg's dsl and 2 hours for my laptop on an aircard. Anybody on a dial-up, get a hammock.
Here's your link. Get to it and watch a movie, or something, 'cause your computer will be too busy sucking down the 248 MB update to be used, until it's downloaded, installed, and you've re-started it.
Posted by: CJrun | March 29, 2009 at 09:44 AM
Glad you had a good B-Day, CJ! Didn't know you were a swinger!
Morning all!
Tired today...up at 3 & 6 & 9.
:)
Posted by: Punkin | March 29, 2009 at 11:06 AM
CJ is right about the update. My company's IT dept. sent out the following warning to all employees strongly recommending the download for their HOME computers. They rarely worry about anything other than the company's gear.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 29, 2009 at 11:40 AM