WHY WE NEED STRICTER GOVERNMENT CONTROLS ON CHER
Man Distracted by Cher Shoots Wife
(Thanks to Alice)
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March 04, 2009
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Hickory dickory dock
A man was cleaning his Glock
But then Cher smiled
The bullet went wild
Hickory dickory dock
Posted by: Steve Haller | March 04, 2009 at 09:17 AM
Guns don't kill people, Cher kills people.
Posted by: padraig | March 04, 2009 at 09:21 AM
*why do I have to hit "refresh" when I click on "Comments" in order to actually SEE the comments?*
Posted by: Wizzy | March 04, 2009 at 09:22 AM
Wizzy: I don't know, but I'll bet Cher has something to do with it.
Posted by: Scott | March 04, 2009 at 09:35 AM
Why didn't he shoot Cher instead?? She's on her "2038th Final-Farewell-Goodbye-Last-One-I-Promise-This-Is-It" tour.
Posted by: Siouxie | March 04, 2009 at 09:36 AM
boy if I had a nickle for everytime that happened...
Posted by: Cheesewiz | March 04, 2009 at 09:37 AM
♫ Halfbleed... ♫
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 04, 2009 at 09:43 AM
♫ I shot you, babe ♬
Posted by: Siouxie | March 04, 2009 at 09:47 AM
whoa...wahappen?
Posted by: Siouxie | March 04, 2009 at 09:47 AM
It "previewed" fine.
♫
Posted by: Siouxie | March 04, 2009 at 09:48 AM
Cher has NEVER been distracting to me in any way. Annoying, like the Manilow dude, but not distracting.
Siouxie, you've invented musical notation for those flat Sonny & Cher harmonies on "I Got You Babe"! Way to go!
Posted by: Allen at Division | March 04, 2009 at 10:11 AM
I see that, Allen. Very freaky, like the arrows up there.
Posted by: Siouxie | March 04, 2009 at 10:57 AM
Lester was Flat,--Earl was Scruggs.Not Sonny and Cher.
I'm almost tempted to use this excuse sometime.
Posted by: ron | March 04, 2009 at 11:16 AM
Zombies would distract me, too.
Posted by: Loudmouth | March 04, 2009 at 11:20 AM
For one brief, euphoric moment, I thought the headline was reversed.
Posted by: marfie | March 04, 2009 at 12:57 PM
Well, Cher can be a little distracting.
Posted by: Cat R | March 04, 2009 at 08:58 PM