WHICH IS EXACTLY WHY THE PROS RECOMMEND USING A TANK
Mother-in-law survives rocket attack
(Thanks to Baron vonKlyff and Jeff Meyerson)
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That'll learn him.
Never mess with a MIL.
Posted by: NotSherly | March 30, 2009 at 09:39 AM
My ex MIL would have survived too. She's a tough Cuban MIL.
Posted by: Siouxie | March 30, 2009 at 09:45 AM
Carpet bombing from high altitude is best. Use cluster munitions. Follow up with a napalm strike. After a careful BDA, a tactical nuke strike may need to be authorized.
Posted by: Hammond Rye | March 30, 2009 at 09:50 AM
Speaking from experience, Hammie??
*WAVES*!!!
Posted by: Siouxie | March 30, 2009 at 09:51 AM
And when his mother-in-law survived the rocket attack on her home, he tried to finish her off with a machine gun, a court in Doboj, Bosnia, was told.
Barely a scratch on her.
Bummer.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 30, 2009 at 09:55 AM
I am a MIL and I'll bet she (the daughter) could have done better than marry that lazy bum. I'll bet there's a nice guy from high school that owns his own business now that she could have married but no! She had to have that loser that will never amount to anything. Sorry, my inner MIL comes out occasionally.
Posted by: nursecindy | March 30, 2009 at 09:56 AM
Not to be confused with your inner MILF, right cindy??
Posted by: Siouxie | March 30, 2009 at 10:04 AM
Another SWAT incident ends peacefully.
Posted by: ron | March 30, 2009 at 10:04 AM
It's all in the aim......um....did I say that out loud?
Posted by: Punkin | March 30, 2009 at 10:07 AM
Note to Miljici : the "law" in "mother-in-law" does not refer to Light Antitank Weapon
Posted by: oneblankspace | March 30, 2009 at 10:07 AM
True Siouxie. Actually my son-in-law is great and I wouldn't trade him for anyone else. He's like another son to me.
Posted by: nursecindy | March 30, 2009 at 10:10 AM
This sounds kinda serious. They may need to step up the family counselling.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 30, 2009 at 10:19 AM
*Waves @ Siouxie!!!*
Posted by: Hammond Rye | March 30, 2009 at 10:29 AM
I get along great with my MIL and I'd never aim a rocket at her. Well, not directly. I'd probably try to hit the building behind her so it'd collapse and bury her in 100 tons of bricks. That might buy me a week or two head start.
Posted by: padraig | March 30, 2009 at 10:33 AM
How bad a shot do you have to be?
Posted by: Margaritaville | March 30, 2009 at 10:37 AM
He only got six years? Good lawyer.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | March 30, 2009 at 10:47 AM
And the rockets' red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
Gave proof thro' the night that our nag was still there.
Posted by: Ralph | March 30, 2009 at 11:19 AM
This just goes to show that in the world of Monthers-in-Law there is never enough overkill.
Posted by: Bãrön vønKlýff | March 30, 2009 at 11:21 AM
Oh, and btw... Monther is just a monster of a mother.
Posted by: Bãrön vønKlýff | March 30, 2009 at 11:22 AM
either that or an extraneous n
Posted by: Bãrön vønKlýff | March 30, 2009 at 11:22 AM
Key anagram: Mother-in-law = Woman Hitler
Posted by: oneblankspace | March 30, 2009 at 11:25 AM
He should have stuck with the old reliable Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | March 30, 2009 at 01:41 PM
Or he could've sent a moose to bite his wife's aunt's sister ...
(Sorry ... it sounded better when I thot of it than when I put it into print ... )
Posted by: O the U(manity) | March 30, 2009 at 04:48 PM
Sounds like a Mothra-in-Law. She's got radioactive blood.
Posted by: Loudmouth | March 30, 2009 at 06:23 PM