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March 29, 2009

WE CAN'T WAIT FOR THE MOVIE

The 2009-2014 World Outlook for 60-Milligram Containers of Fromage Frais

(Thanks to Janice Gelb)

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Bah, I'll just wait for the movie to come out.

200,000 books and I've never heard of him. Stephen King has written 250,000 books and not only have I heard of them all, I've read them. Twice. And they have titles I can understand.

I'm actually curious as to just what the outlook really is for 60 milligram containers of fromage frais.I'm more worrieed what they'll be,say in 2019,than in 2009-2014.

This will probably lead to the next economic bubble, when everybody goes crazy and starts investing in cheese futures.

I'll wait for the cheese movie, too, but I'm skipping the Curbside Consultation of the Colon flick.

You could probably just keep your 0.06 grams of fromage frais in your belly button, were the container outlook bleak. And still have plenty of room for lint!

Hey, I got your fromage frais right here!

From the back cover:

1001101110100001011110! - Wired Magazine

and

10 thumbs up! - Gates & Jobs

strip and knit with style, sounds more interesting. well, at least the first part does.

If Stephen King didn't write " Curbside Consultation of the Colon ", man... he should have.

So if you put enough monkeys in a room they will invent a machine to write books.

Clankazoid, Stephen King probably shouldn't write a book about the colon. (Unless he's talking about punctuation) If he did NO ONE would ever get a colonoscopy again. If they do come out with a movie based on the cheese book, MartiniShark will not only see it but will write a review about it. I'll wait for Sharkie's review.

The 24 Wooden Dialog Generator is moonlighting.

Cindy, the closest book King has written about the colon is Dreamcatcher with that thing that explodes outta your butt.

Ok..I may have stretched that a little...butt...I'm his biggest fan ;-P

Siouxie, you can be his 1st biggest fan and I'll be his 2nd biggest fan. Think he would mind if we share him? I wonder if his kids ever let him tell them a bedtime story?

We can share, cindy. He's got enough creeps for the both of us.

What a cool Dad to have though.

Siouxie I found something kind of sad on the internet about MartiniShark. I like his comments and he seems okay. Take a look at this though. Sorry I still don't know how to insert links.
http://gawker.com/people/martini-shark/friends/

Aww...poor guy. That explains so much.

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