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In the name of the father, son and lemon twist.
Posted by: Margaritaville | March 31, 2009 at 11:10 AM
"...In the name of the Fanta, the soda, and the Holy Sprite."
Posted by: Mayor Quimby | March 31, 2009 at 11:11 AM
"...In the name of the Fanta, the soda, and the Holy Sprite."
Posted by: Mayor Quimby | March 31, 2009 at 11:11 AM
Ha! Would have beaten Marg, but Type Crap booted me. ^5
Posted by: MartiniShark | March 31, 2009 at 11:13 AM
No Skyy vodka around? What kind of Norwegians are they?
Posted by: Layzeeboy | March 31, 2009 at 11:13 AM
I came here expecting to see many Vaart jokes. Whut'z up pipples?
Posted by: Bãrön vønKlýff | March 31, 2009 at 11:29 AM
Ve don't make fun of ze names, Baron.
Posted by: Siouxie | March 31, 2009 at 11:37 AM
No Holy Water! Pepsi!
Posted by: Cheezburger | March 31, 2009 at 11:39 AM
LOL Meanie.
Add a little rum & I can deal with that.
Posted by: Siouxie | March 31, 2009 at 11:56 AM
Skyy vodka? No, Aquavit!!!!
Posted by: estrogen centrale | March 31, 2009 at 11:57 AM
If the kid wants to become a Viking, that'll be 15 Aquavits w/beer chasers for each...
Posted by: estrogen centrale | March 31, 2009 at 12:03 PM
Dem Norvegians sure are clever. Ja, sure, you betcha!!
Posted by: Old Coot | March 31, 2009 at 12:04 PM
Vaart is pronounced "VORT." Not really that funny. Not even when followed by "klatu barada nikto."
Posted by: Scoop | March 31, 2009 at 12:05 PM
The Cherry Coke they save for funerals.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | March 31, 2009 at 12:13 PM
Horace,
... and vanilla coke for weddings, of course.
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Posted by: estrogen centrale | March 31, 2009 at 12:15 PM
Faintly lemon-flavored water (lemon "squash") is big in Europe. Personally I'd say this baptism was more memorable than the norm in Norwåy, where the åverage wåter temperåture is minus 8Ø,ØØØ degrees Kelvin...
Posted by: Allen at Division | March 31, 2009 at 12:15 PM
Where's a Mentos when you need one?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 31, 2009 at 12:41 PM
Allen, how did you get all the neat symbols over your words? I'm still trying to figure out how to make a link.
Posted by: nursecindy | March 31, 2009 at 01:16 PM
*SNORK* @ Margarita, Sharkie, Allen and Annie!!
Posted by: Mina Harker | March 31, 2009 at 01:48 PM
Hey Mina - have you checked to see if your "Remember personal info?" box is still checked ?
Posted by: Telecomdropout | March 31, 2009 at 02:03 PM
and yet, still better than the nautical custom of breaking a bottle of champagne against the child.
Posted by: crossgirl | March 31, 2009 at 02:16 PM
Cindy, it's not a trick of HTML--just a copy/paste from a web article on Scandinavian alphabet. For example, here...
Posted by: Allen at Division | March 31, 2009 at 02:24 PM
Telecom, yes. I'm trying something new now, though!
Posted by: Diva | March 31, 2009 at 02:40 PM
Let's see how this works now.
Posted by: Diva | March 31, 2009 at 02:41 PM
Nope. No dice. I wonder if when people get married this church sprays them with Lemon Pledge?
Posted by: Diva | March 31, 2009 at 02:41 PM
This just doesn't sound kosher to me.
Posted by: nursecindy | March 31, 2009 at 04:40 PM