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March 22, 2009

PEOPLE KEEP SAYING TO THIS BLOG: 'ENOUGH ALREADY WITH THE NCAA TOURNAMENT! WHERE'S THE COVERAGE OF THE TRYOUTS FOR THE NEW ENGLAND EUPHORIA OF THE LINGERIE FOOTBALL LEAGUE?'

It is right here.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and Horace LaBadie, who says he would like to be equipment manager)

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Well, if you don't get that job at Foxy Lady, ladies, you have a fall back position (so to speak).

I'm applying for the job of tackle dummy.

Yes,for all of you who are thinking it,I am qualified.

I dunno, think I have a chance?

Boys?

BOYS???

Too many "Tight end", "backfield" "Illegal use of the hands" comments to make.

I'll just say, "OOoooo - Brackets!"

I can only imagine those tryouts:

Team Manager: Okay! Now jump up and down! Faster!
Okay, now turn around and bend over! Now, go oil yourselves up and get ready for the next phase.

I think it's important to encourage women to participate in sports. I'm always willing to lend a hand.

I have no idea why Miami doesn't have a team. I mean, I can understand baseball having difficulty getting a stadium, but if we got a team in this league, local leaders would easily build a shrine stadium for them!

It would even have a retractable top. Er, roof - retractable roof.

Sorry I'm late, I was at practice.

*How do you get grass stains out of your nips?*

The surprising part was they made them, like, throw a football around and run and stuff.

"The lingerie league is absolutely real football."

Punkin, I wouldn't use bleach. Annie told me.

Good picture Siouxie. Maybe that will cool some of the blog guys down. Of course most of them are probably busy thinking of their fantasy lingerie football league.

Siouxie's a wide receiver. Yes, Punkin, don't use bleach. Instead, use a tight end.

For the love of God, Dave, please keep talking about the brackets.

I hope they ban the no-huddle drives.

Got film of the no lingerie jumping jack league tryouts ?

That's where I had to drop out, Clank...gave myself two black eyes.

Which would've been ok, but I kept givin' the coaches black eyes, too. (I kept tellin' them to back up!)

Fill out your bra-kets.

THCGuy - They do: New England, Chicago, Miami, Atlanta, Tampa, Dallas, Denver, Los Angeles, San Diego and Seattle.

And since there is a San Diego team, too, we can bet on them when they play meat... uh, have a game.

punkin, I give myself black eyes when I do jumping jacks. And I'm a guy!

Andy, we have LOTS of teams in Miami...silly boy!

*hair flip*

I hope they go bust.

(OK, it's late, and I'm old & tired. Deal)

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