LINGERIE FOOTBALL UPDATE
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March 30, 2009
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Quite appropriate.
Posted by: Siouxie | March 30, 2009 at 09:33 AM
...there are plenty of fish in Denver's sea of kind-of hot jobless chicks looking to...
Somehow, I'm now only kind-of excited about the LFL.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | March 30, 2009 at 09:38 AM
Hot Jobless Chicks WBAGNF...oh, never mind.
Dick's Park? Where else would they play?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 30, 2009 at 09:54 AM
I hope they all know how to handle the balls and don't fumble a lot.
Posted by: Davec | March 30, 2009 at 09:55 AM
Great place to park your d!ck.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | March 30, 2009 at 09:58 AM
We have those sporting good stores everywhere here. There is nothing like passing one in the car with a 13 year old boy sitting next to you. Trust me my son has told them all. btw Sharkie. Going to Denver anytime soon? You could do 'quality control'.
Posted by: nursecindy | March 30, 2009 at 10:03 AM
I would actually like to call plays for them. End-arounds, wedge up the middle, flip to the backside flanker, fullback lunge, slant with a hard-post, crossing the heart pattern, and my trick play, the statue of lingerie.
Posted by: MartiniShark | March 30, 2009 at 10:13 AM
And watch out for the Quarterback Sneak.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 30, 2009 at 10:24 AM
I'll bet more than half the team are wide receivers.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | March 30, 2009 at 10:29 AM
I'll bet more than half the team are wide receivers.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | March 30, 2009 at 10:30 AM
And there will be a team in Miami I hear.
YESSSSSSS!
I'm so there dude.
Posted by: Brian | March 30, 2009 at 10:39 AM
But do they play iron
manwoman football?You know, where the players go both ways?
Posted by: wiredog | March 30, 2009 at 10:40 AM
"Herpes at a make-out party," indeed.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | March 30, 2009 at 10:41 AM
Layzee - hopefully some tight ends too, huh?
Posted by: Siouxie | March 30, 2009 at 10:49 AM
In addition to the "grabbing the face mask" penalty will there be a "grabbing the bra strap" penalty?
Posted by: Frederic | March 30, 2009 at 02:04 PM
Someone made a good point about this league recently...With the widespread availability of internet po*n these days (um, at least that's what people tell me), is there a paying market for this kind of thing? I ask this seriously. Then again, I guess strip clubs are alive and doing well, so maybe there is.
Posted by: Scott | March 30, 2009 at 02:12 PM
In their underwear?
Will they wear their jockstraps over- or under- their undies?
... um ... nevermind ...
Posted by: O the U(manity) | March 30, 2009 at 04:44 PM
OMG i would give anything to be there when that was happoning.... theres also some other sexy ass Lingerie at http://www.littlelingerieshop.net me and my g/f go there all the time to get stuff for her.... and if anyone whats to comment on anything about Lingerie my girl have a place at http://amazinglingerie.blogspot.com/
Posted by: Brian Th | January 24, 2010 at 12:49 AM