HEY, AS LONG AS EVERYBODY INVOLVED WAS CONSENTING
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She'd nicknamed it "Saul".
Posted by: Lairbo | March 31, 2009 at 08:08 AM
And while it was an unrequited loved, she never pined again.
As a commenter questioned, I wonder if it was removed by a tree surgeon.
Posted by: PM | March 31, 2009 at 08:09 AM
Ouch! Somebody give this woman a computer with some 'adult toy' sites bookmarked. I think they have those on the internet. I've never actually looked at one. A friend told me about them.
Posted by: nursecindy | March 31, 2009 at 08:25 AM
Another of those annoying tree huggers.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 31, 2009 at 08:28 AM
at least she had the good grace to not suggest she'd slipped and fallen on it.
Posted by: crossgirl | March 31, 2009 at 08:42 AM
Har! "Barking up the wrong tree", indeed.
Posted by: Allen at Division | March 31, 2009 at 08:54 AM
Thank goodness we have HIPAA here in America!
Posted by: NotSherly | March 31, 2009 at 09:02 AM
She was pining for the fjords.
Posted by: Braniff | March 31, 2009 at 09:02 AM
So..the old pine cone in the papaya trick. That's gotta hurt.
Posted by: Siouxie | March 31, 2009 at 09:08 AM
She should have used a cone from Pinus rigida.
Posted by: Ralph | March 31, 2009 at 09:11 AM
A large, mega-snork for Siouxie.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | March 31, 2009 at 09:15 AM
Cindy's right. I don't know much about these things but there ARE other options. Battery operated options. All kinds. Colors. Shapes. Sizes.
Annie told me.
Posted by: Siouxie | March 31, 2009 at 09:27 AM
In the grandest traditions of the British Tabs, the Sun assumes she was "s3x-starved" when she could have just been a naturalist.
Demented and at odds with the laws of papaya physics for sure but a naturalist just the same.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | March 31, 2009 at 09:53 AM
"Ever eat a pine tree? Many parts are edible...."
Posted by: Euell Gibbons at Division | March 31, 2009 at 10:17 AM
*wonders if she smells like one of those Christmas tree air fresheners now*
Posted by: Layzeeboy | March 31, 2009 at 10:56 AM
"Ribbed for your enjoyment."
She was depressed after breaking up with the hedgehog.
Nine months later she gave birth to a son named Pinocchio.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | March 31, 2009 at 11:04 AM
Hey, can't blame a gal for trying to get some wood.
Posted by: Siouxie | March 31, 2009 at 11:15 AM
What gives? They rationing zucchini over there?
Posted by: MartiniShark | March 31, 2009 at 11:18 AM
Hasn't everyone here seen a pine cone in a bush before?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 31, 2009 at 11:45 AM
NotSherly ... HIPAA means never having to say you're famous ...
Posted by: O the U(manity) | March 31, 2009 at 11:46 AM
I dunno, has Belgrade progressed into the 21st century yet? Maybe they don't have the shops yet (not going to check right now -- I'm at work for change), or going into one would be embarrassing. Funny how that turned out.
Posted by: Richard the Weasel-Hearted | March 31, 2009 at 12:52 PM
I just reread this article and not only did they embarrass her by telling her story they called her a lonely spinster. I'd be kicking somebody's tail.
Posted by: nursecindy | March 31, 2009 at 01:21 PM
I'm changing all the Bud Light tap handles on my route and yesterday had the second pair of women suggesting another use for them apart from dispensing of spirits.
Posted by: MartiniShark | March 31, 2009 at 02:09 PM
Sharkie, they were coming on to you! Did you offer 'personalized' service? Please don't tell us you gave them the old tap handles.
Posted by: nursecindy | March 31, 2009 at 02:28 PM
*ahem* (wonder who)
Do you still have mine saved, Sharkie??
Posted by: Siouxie | March 31, 2009 at 02:30 PM
This was the third instance in two weeks. I did hand them over Cindy, and told them I needed photos, for promotional purposes.
(Yes Siouxie, one Bud, one Bud Light - raised letters with your
papayaname on them)Posted by: Maury Povich | March 31, 2009 at 07:12 PM
This was the third instance in two weeks. I did hand them over Cindy, and told them I needed photos, for promotional purposes.
(Yes Siouxie, one Bud, one Bud Light - raised letters with your
papayaname on them)Posted by: Maury Povich | March 31, 2009 at 07:12 PM
Oh my, Maury. Won't Connie be jealous??
Posted by: Siouxie | March 31, 2009 at 10:01 PM