FLORIDA WILDLIFE ENCOUNTERS
You don't even have to leave home.
(Thanks to Allen at Division)
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March 31, 2009
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Up here in the North, we swat mosquitos. Down in Florida you all swat gators. Not much difference that I can tell.
Posted by: Pannus | March 31, 2009 at 11:13 AM
bit the homeowner's arm when it was forced out
Just exactly what was his arm forced out of?
Posted by: Layzeeboy | March 31, 2009 at 11:16 AM
Which is why I keep all doors securely locked. My pet leezard is on his way to becoming a small gator.
Posted by: Siouxie | March 31, 2009 at 11:20 AM
Being referred to as "the 52 year old Gaff" must make his parents laugh.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 31, 2009 at 11:35 AM
Just guessin' that Mr. gaff is a 'Nole...
Posted by: estrogen centrale | March 31, 2009 at 11:53 AM
Later that day, the BIG gator shows up and says, "Hello? I sent Junior over to borrow a cup of arm..."
Posted by: Allen at Division | March 31, 2009 at 12:01 PM
Ya'll just have too much fun in Florida. All we have here are snakes, fire ants, and gophers which are slowly turning my yard into a putt-putt golf course.
Posted by: nursecindy | March 31, 2009 at 12:23 PM
I'm sorry, but there's no such thing as a 'small' gator.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 31, 2009 at 12:58 PM
btw, ot but Dave's movie, 'Marley and Me' comes out on DVD today.
Posted by: nursecindy | March 31, 2009 at 01:27 PM
This reminds me why I think most 'environmentalists' are big city people. People who live outside of big cities understand that without human restraint, the environment will crawl up your pants leg and bite your a$$.
Posted by: ken in sc | March 31, 2009 at 01:52 PM
Didn't Ron Popeil have some kind of contraption that instantly turns a gater into a handbag ?
Posted by: Clankazoid | March 31, 2009 at 02:38 PM
That would be the Blam-Now.
Not sold in stores.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | March 31, 2009 at 04:44 PM
Billy Mays has a new commercial for gel insoles where he has a car run over his hand. Vince has nothing on him.
Posted by: BoscoH | March 31, 2009 at 04:56 PM