FAMILY FRACAS OF THE WEEK SO FAR
(Thanks to blunt hobo)
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March 30, 2009
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Hey, he looks just like my Uncle Fracas.
Posted by: Lairbo | March 30, 2009 at 07:48 PM
Is this your cousin, then, Lairbo? He bears the faily resemblance.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 30, 2009 at 07:50 PM
Apparently pooch poaching makes your hair fall out.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 30, 2009 at 07:50 PM
HE bears it, that is...
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 30, 2009 at 07:50 PM
Is he single???
Cindy wants to know.
Posted by: Siouxie | March 30, 2009 at 07:50 PM
That's not natural male pattern baldness. That's a skid mark.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 30, 2009 at 07:51 PM
Hey, I must be losin' it.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 30, 2009 at 07:51 PM
Ya know, you can pretty much turn him around and he looks about the same.
Posted by: Siouxie | March 30, 2009 at 07:51 PM
Meanie, I was going to say "what a bunch of clowns" but I guess I won't now.
So, what we have here is a purloined pooch?
A hound heist?
A canine caper?
Posted by: Just Ducky | March 30, 2009 at 08:03 PM
Looks like a member of the rap group Insane Clown Posse, but without the makeup.
Posted by: Wes S. | March 30, 2009 at 08:04 PM
I have no words.
Posted by: funniegrrl | March 30, 2009 at 08:16 PM
I would have bet his last name woulda been Hatfield.
Posted by: Wyo Cowboy | March 30, 2009 at 08:18 PM
yeah, i dated him once.
Posted by: crossgirl | March 30, 2009 at 08:27 PM
cg, that's proof that alcohol is a very, very powerful drug.
Posted by: Wyo Cowboy | March 30, 2009 at 08:29 PM
What light socket did this guy stick his finger in? It wa located at a stadium, I suspect.
Posted by: monsoon | March 30, 2009 at 09:41 PM
Krusty the Clown?
Posted by: Cassie | March 30, 2009 at 10:28 PM
We weren't related, Meanie, but I did once know a guy who went on to become Bozo in Chicago for many years. Joey D'Oria (ck sp).
Posted by: Lairbo | March 30, 2009 at 10:50 PM
Q: You were not shot in the fracas?
A: No, I was shot midway between the fracas and the navel.
Q: So, after the anaesthetic, when you came out of it, what did you observe with respect to your scalp?
Q: I didn't see my scalp the whole time I was in the hospital.
Q: It was covered?
A: Yes. Bandaged.
Q: Then, later on, what did you see?
A: I had a skin graft. My whole buttocks and leg were removed and put on top of my head.
Posted by: danceswithvowels | March 30, 2009 at 11:09 PM
Siouxie!!!! I can't believe you said that. I will say though that there is no way that guy is only 42 years old. Also this is poor reporting. What kind of dog was it?
Posted by: nursecindy | March 30, 2009 at 11:13 PM
Bil Keane's "Family Fracas," appearing soon in a newspaper near you. A welcome change after all these years. Jeffy stealing dogs. Just follow the dotted line to his crimes.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | March 30, 2009 at 11:26 PM
Ah, Family Fracas.
Posted by: danceswithvowels | March 30, 2009 at 11:35 PM
Haha.. He's cool, man!
Posted by: watzabatza | March 31, 2009 at 06:48 AM
anyone else related to this group should disavow knowledge and move away from there. they say californee is the place to be.
Posted by: queensbee | March 31, 2009 at 07:46 AM
This guy is out there and yet Sean Penn is playing
Larry.
No wonder Hollywood gets it wrong.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 31, 2009 at 08:11 AM
Is that you Bozo?
Posted by: snif | March 31, 2009 at 12:24 PM
When good clowns go bad...on the next Oprah.
Posted by: tonymus | March 31, 2009 at 12:59 PM
"When you're down here with me, you'll float, too."
Posted by: Clown Puppy | March 31, 2009 at 05:10 PM