BUT THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT
Man on motorized barstool charged with DUI
(Thanks to DavCat and Chuck Cody)
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March 31, 2009
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38 mph on a barstool? I think you have to be about .06 or so to get up to top speed.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | March 31, 2009 at 08:20 AM
Only a man would think of putting a motor on a barstool.
Posted by: nursecindy | March 31, 2009 at 08:22 AM
They showed that on the local news here and it looked extremely cool, especially when they said it could do 38 mph. But how does he keep from falling off after a few six packs?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 31, 2009 at 08:25 AM
Ohio law prohibits anyone from operating a motorized vehicle while under the influence of drugs or alcohol. The law excludes wheelchairs and mobility scooters.
So if I want to drive drunk in Ohio, I should buy a Hoveround ...
Posted by: cowprintrabbit | March 31, 2009 at 08:40 AM
Maybe intoxicated mobility scooter drivers should have their own parking spaces?
Posted by: Cheesewiz | March 31, 2009 at 09:13 AM
Does it have GPS to find the bar? I can see this becoming a street racing movie starring Vin Diesel.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | March 31, 2009 at 10:23 AM
The only thing missing was his snuggie.
Posted by: Margaritaville | March 31, 2009 at 11:14 AM
This is a blatant case of police profiling!
Posted by: MartiniShark | March 31, 2009 at 11:23 AM
The idiot wants a jury trial on the drunk driviving charge. He probably thinks he can beat the rap.
Posted by: rob | March 31, 2009 at 12:11 PM
Dave,
Pls send a FL driver's license to this chap asap.
Thnks!
Posted by: estrogen centrale | March 31, 2009 at 12:12 PM
The real Power Chair to HoverRound a bar.
FL drivers license? Nah. Nobel Prize.
Posted by: Loudmouth | April 01, 2009 at 08:05 AM