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March 31, 2009

BUT THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT

Man on motorized barstool charged with DUI

(Thanks to DavCat and Chuck Cody)

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38 mph on a barstool? I think you have to be about .06 or so to get up to top speed.

Only a man would think of putting a motor on a barstool.

They showed that on the local news here and it looked extremely cool, especially when they said it could do 38 mph. But how does he keep from falling off after a few six packs?

Ohio law prohibits anyone from operating a motorized vehicle while under the influence of drugs or alcohol. The law excludes wheelchairs and mobility scooters.

So if I want to drive drunk in Ohio, I should buy a Hoveround ...

Maybe intoxicated mobility scooter drivers should have their own parking spaces?

Does it have GPS to find the bar? I can see this becoming a street racing movie starring Vin Diesel.

The only thing missing was his snuggie.

This is a blatant case of police profiling!

The idiot wants a jury trial on the drunk driviving charge. He probably thinks he can beat the rap.

Dave,
Pls send a FL driver's license to this chap asap.
Thnks!

The real Power Chair to HoverRound a bar.

FL drivers license? Nah. Nobel Prize.

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