AND THE BULL IS NOT HAPPY ABOUT IT
B.C. thieves make off with bull semen
(Thanks to Matt Filar)
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March 30, 2009
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I don't know. It sounds like he spent lots of time in the little room with a stack of PlayHeifer magazines.
Posted by: Loudmouth | March 30, 2009 at 09:08 AM
Did anybody else picture the cavemen from the
comic strip?...
Posted by: Allen at Division | March 30, 2009 at 09:16 AM
I've got it! Gen West Stands for Westgen,--B.C. stands for C.B.-- Bull Semen stands for Semen Bull.It's simple once you crack the code.
Posted by: ron | March 30, 2009 at 09:20 AM
When you are having a bad day, it's good to remember that it's someone's job to collect bull semen.
Posted by: pogo | March 30, 2009 at 09:23 AM
Allen, quit playing on the computer and get back to work! pogo I have to say nursing is not the cleanest job in the world but collecting bull semen is not something I've ever had to do. Makes my profession seem a lot more appealing.
Posted by: nursecindy | March 30, 2009 at 10:08 AM
Next thing you know, husbandry will be outlawed in Florida.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | March 30, 2009 at 10:21 AM
pogo,
There's a (screamingly funny) bit on one of James Herriot's books (the 4th, I think) about that. Involving a fake vagina which has to be filled with body temperature water, but which is accidentally filled with boiling water. His description of the bull's reaction is priceless.
Posted by: wiredog | March 30, 2009 at 10:32 AM
You're supposed to be a certified artificial inseminator to handle that stuff (the rank also looks good on a t-shirt). I suspect someone's trying to learn medical techniques from television again.
Posted by: Ralph | March 30, 2009 at 10:35 AM
*sulks* at Cindy, reluctantly goes back to air traffic control screen and shuts the alerts and noises down...
Posted by: Allen at Division | March 30, 2009 at 10:54 AM
Allen do you want me to give you something to sulk about??? And turn those alerts and noises back on!
Posted by: nursecindy | March 30, 2009 at 11:47 AM
Cindy, I handled it:
"All flights, this is Galactica Actual. Keep circling to the left. Your flight is very important to us--please stand by..."
Posted by: Allen at Division | March 30, 2009 at 12:10 PM
... has "Gen West" written on the side of it, which stands for Westgen ...
Now, that's the sort of inversion I'd expect from French-Canadians, but Vancouver's way the wrong end of the country...
Posted by: Richard the Weasel-Hearted | March 30, 2009 at 04:55 PM