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Did France surrender?
Posted by: Mr Death | February 20, 2009 at 02:22 PM
I'd bet he'd make a lovely bacon souffle. Once Siouxie and I are done with him.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | February 20, 2009 at 02:32 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Posted by: nora | February 20, 2009 at 02:33 PM
"Tonight's main course will be Faux pax w/ a side of foot-in-mouth.
With bernaise sauce, of course."
Posted by: Punkin | February 20, 2009 at 02:37 PM
*snork*
I'm assuming LOTS of wine was involved.
Posted by: Siouxie | February 20, 2009 at 02:40 PM
I really like Spanish (especially Rioja) wine. I'll add this to the list of reasons why.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | February 20, 2009 at 02:40 PM
Spanish food is incredible - paella, real sangria...Batali, OTOH, is a ham sandwich.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | February 20, 2009 at 02:46 PM
Stick him in the freezer until he sobers up or his scrotum turns blue ... or both
Posted by: Bill Hudgins | February 20, 2009 at 02:56 PM
Oh, heck, it's not as though it were the Queen of England or something. I bet Columbus said the same thing to Ferdinand and Isabella all the time.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | February 20, 2009 at 03:13 PM
How gauche of him.
Posted by: Margaritaville | February 20, 2009 at 03:19 PM
Horace - that's why they deported him to Cuba.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | February 20, 2009 at 03:21 PM
I'm still trying to wrestle with the phrase "Superstar Chef". That always ranks up there with "Reality Show Celebrity" or "World-Famous DJ". Meanwhile the pilot who landed an airliner in The Hudson will probably just get mocked on SouthPark.
Posted by: MartiniShark | February 20, 2009 at 03:24 PM
"WEASEL f***wads"??
Dave, are you ghostwriting for The Chef?
Posted by: Betsy | February 20, 2009 at 03:27 PM
well, that should make him mighty pop-u-lar among foodies and the food network. yo mario. you are outta here. he's annoying.
Posted by: queensbee | February 20, 2009 at 03:59 PM
Reminds me of Georg Constanza's "curse toast."
Posted by: Edward | February 20, 2009 at 04:02 PM
Didn't the Weasel F*wads open for the Fugs in their '71 tour?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | February 20, 2009 at 05:50 PM
MS - there actually are a few world-famous dj's. I am unfortunately not among their ranks, and I can't imagine hauling my music collection around the block, let alone around the world. Of course, they will all be gathering in Miami for the Winter
WierdnessMusic conference next month...Posted by: "not so world famous" djtonyb | February 20, 2009 at 06:05 PM
More words for the Falmouth foul language list.
Posted by: Loudmouth | February 20, 2009 at 06:12 PM
I wasn't question the talents, just the level of "fame". DJs and chefs do good work,superstar is what hung me up. As for the reality stars, herd 'em and shoot 'em, I say.
Posted by: MartiniShark | February 20, 2009 at 06:43 PM
According to babelfish, "weasel f*ck wads" translates as "Los tacos de la cogida de la comadreja," but when translated back into English, that is "tacos of the catch of the weasel." No wonder the royals were not amused.
Posted by: Ralph | February 20, 2009 at 07:13 PM
MS - right there with ya. I scoff at the fame factor. I can whirl the pots & pans as well as I can the turntables, but I don't expect worldwide recognition or my own overhyped TV show.
Posted by: djtonyb | February 20, 2009 at 07:50 PM
MS - you left out people who became famous because of a sex tape
Posted by: Merri Lee | February 20, 2009 at 08:17 PM
djtony has a sex tape??
where is it?who nu?Posted by: Siouxie | February 20, 2009 at 08:32 PM
Just one? I thought he had a ho bunch of them, Siouxie. After all, the 'dj' stands for 'deep jay.'
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | February 20, 2009 at 09:06 PM
Judging by Rachael Ray's expression, I think Mario just goosed her, too.
Posted by: Richard the Weasel-Hearted | February 20, 2009 at 11:12 PM
The secret ingredient is................
WEASEL... F*CKWADS!
Posted by: Chris S. | February 21, 2009 at 01:46 AM
*gasp!*
That's been leaked?! Now I'll never be President...
Posted by: djtonyb | February 21, 2009 at 09:38 AM
Look in the mirror and have another french fry, ya fat f---!
Posted by: Not My Usual Nic | February 21, 2009 at 10:33 AM