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February 27, 2009
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They are hoping for new evidence in the Dick case to pop up?
Posted by: Bãrön vønKlýff | February 27, 2009 at 09:51 AM
Never thought about keeping it in a case, actually....
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | February 27, 2009 at 09:59 AM
I thought this was about the guy who took the whole bottle of Viagra and died (happy) after the 12-hour threesome...
Posted by: Allen at Division | February 27, 2009 at 10:00 AM
If death lasts more than 4 hours, see your doctor...
Posted by: Steve Haller | February 27, 2009 at 10:04 AM
Did he did from excessive self-flagellation?
Posted by: padraig | February 27, 2009 at 10:09 AM
"die"
Posted by: padraig | February 27, 2009 at 10:09 AM
So...Dick's pretty stiff now huh?
Posted by: Siouxie | February 27, 2009 at 10:13 AM
Die da die di eda de die die die.
Posted by: ron | February 27, 2009 at 10:21 AM
Siouxie - Where were you and your machete on the night in question?
Posted by: Scott | February 27, 2009 at 10:59 AM
Jeezely, it's bad enuf when one person knows about ED ... now they gotta have a jury decide if it's really a problem?
Posted by: O the U(manity) | February 27, 2009 at 11:02 AM
...and his wife is anxiously awaiting the rigor mortis
Posted by: Layzeeboy | February 27, 2009 at 11:22 AM
Scott, I plea the 5th. Where's my attorney when I need her??
El????
Posted by: Siouxie | February 27, 2009 at 11:43 AM
Layzee, do you blame her?
Posted by: Siouxie | February 27, 2009 at 11:51 AM
Wait a minute...I'm confused. Did they say they didn't find dick? They didn't do dick? They don't know dick? I could go on, but you all get the point. I figured I'd just dick around.
Posted by: Anthony | February 27, 2009 at 12:31 PM
If they found dick, then he'd be spotted, right? Which would make him British, and therefore explain the use of Viagra and the giggles at the rigor mortis.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | February 27, 2009 at 01:03 PM
Key Quote...
"the grand jury was shown evidence on the physical restraints used on Dick"
I'm not ashamed to say I got a little excited reading that
Posted by: CoastRaven | February 28, 2009 at 12:29 AM
OH and I am VERY disappointed that no one has mentioned that with the lack of evidence, they should have known it wouldn't stand up in court!
Posted by: CoastRaven | February 28, 2009 at 12:35 AM