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February 22, 2009

THIS CAN'T BE GOOD

Canadians can read your mind

(Thanks to Chuck Cody)

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Bloggin' on a Sunday,
Happy-go blogday,
la la laaaaa....

(ahem)

The machine can tell whether I prefer cute li'l Shania Twain to the emaciated ear-splitting Céline? You can tell that by the look on my face.

I interpret that article to mean that I will need to have a ... headset ... personally calibrated ... by ... Shania Twain ...

I understand the question, but I fail to see a problem ...

"...a head-mounted remote control..." would leave both hands free for beer!

All together now: "I'm a lumberguy and I'm o.k..."

I love Shania, too, padraig.

...harmless radiation is beamed into the prefrontal cortex...
You go first, I insist.

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobo..

(.. obviously, i have. or did. or sumpthin..)

Can they calibrate it for William Shatner singing "Lucy In The Sky"? Would that take more radiation?

(from the appopriately canadian, gordon lightfoot...)

when we can read your minds, eh?
what a tale your thoughts could tell
like you think hockey's a dumb sport
but pam anderson's swell!
in your deepest thoughts , amongst your
lobes
you think canucks are strange!
(and celine should get the mange)
you can't hide your thoughts no more
'cause your brainwaves scream 'those
guys are such a bore!'

Cheaper than a machine and I invented it myself - if you like the singer, bop with the music; if you don't like the singer, stick your fingers in your ears! May I have my patent and nobel prize now?

We knew you were going to post this.

If they were using Shania Twain in the study I think I can read the minds of 100% of the men.

Man! I feel like a wom...

**DDZZZDDZZZZTTTT!!!!*

thunk!

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