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February 25, 2009

THERE IS NO PERVERT

...like an elephant pervert.

(Although this particular elephant could be training for a career in law enforcement.)

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

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So what you are intimating, Dave, with those two links is that the elephant with snoutuppacous gluteus maximus also has glassy eyes and dilated pupils?

Mebbe he's trying to inflate the other elephant.

I said, Nothin' up my SLEEVE, you idjit!

Is that Paula Deen being checked out?

Now, where did I put those keys?

That elephant obviously has a bad memory.

And just exactly what is that second picture supposed to show? Veterinary science??

Now, turn and cough....

Di he at least buy it dinner?

There's nothing sadder than methane addiction.

^ + d

There are no words for this.

New meaning to the phrase "junk in his trunk."

And kudos to the crack smelling cop.

Mebbe the phrase should be changed to, "She has trunk in her junk."

..found a peanut, found a peanut, found a peanut just now..

Sheesh - talk about junk in the trunk.

Who knew that elephants needed prostate exams? Have you ever seen an elephant fly?

"Ah-ah-aaachoooo!"

*Splat*

^5 Layzeeboy. I was bot-blocked and didn't see your comment.

Annie, great minds and all of that.

I'm surprised that nobody has mentioned that Snout In The Bum wbagnfarb. Maybe it just goes without saying. But I decided to say it anyway.

Wow, I've been trying for years to get my wife to agree to this...

/smacks self to save blog females the trouble

The expression on the face of the offending elephant is way too satisfied.

Promising career in Washington. Agent Larry, is that you?

*SMACKS Scott*

You didn't smack hard enough.

Inspector Elephant conducts a routine cavity search.

"Ok who's hiding the peanuts here?"

I think I found Jimmy Hoffa...

*SMACKS Scott* No, really, it's no trouble at all.

Colon cleansing gone terribly wrong.

you guys are funny..... who knew ?

smooooooch, Jazzzzzzie!

o_0

On the upside, I'll bet the elephant habitat cleaner guys LOVE him.

I've heard of sucking face butt...sucking @ss???

"Horton has a Whore."

Musical accompaniment.

The republican party,still searching for WMDs...

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