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and a possible ruptured spleen
Isn't that the sort of injury you need to know about BEFORE a week has gone by?
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | February 27, 2009 at 02:01 PM
it's amazing how a little bad national publicity can make you rethink a decision.
Posted by: crossgirl | February 27, 2009 at 02:11 PM
“re-examining the investigation”
An investigation for a jaywalking ticket? Good to know that all other public safety issues have been resolved in Denver and there's time for this.
Posted by: pogo | February 27, 2009 at 02:28 PM
Now I come to recall it, the guy who was shot dead for jaywalking in Denver was walking down the middle of the road with an automatic weapon in one hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other, taking random potshots. So it's good to see they are maintaining their relaxed attitude to jaywalking.
Posted by: Dr Acula | February 27, 2009 at 02:34 PM
Thanks for clearing that up doctor.
They're going to charge the bus driver with attempted murder.
Posted by: ron | February 27, 2009 at 02:58 PM
Gosh, that's so magnanimous of them.
Posted by: marfie | February 27, 2009 at 03:11 PM
Proving once again that in Denver no good deed goes unpunished.
Posted by: Emmett Flatus | February 27, 2009 at 03:34 PM
This is outrageous. I mean, you make allowances for one person and pretty soon everyone is jaywalking!
Posted by: Margaritaville | February 27, 2009 at 04:52 PM
We have a bed reserved for this Gentleman..
Providing he WANTS to come HERE
EB
Posted by: EB | February 27, 2009 at 08:50 PM
I am sorry, but if you want to play the hero and save lives there are proper ways to do it. What would happen to out super hero films if they start to have morally ambiguous plot points?
Posted by: MartiniShark | February 27, 2009 at 09:23 PM
They would call them 24?
Posted by: Margaritaville | February 27, 2009 at 10:49 PM
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This really is OUTRAGEOUS! A real professional police officer would have just shot the guy. Boy, that ACLU is RUINING our country!!!
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Posted by: cosanostradamus | February 28, 2009 at 01:32 PM