IT GOES WITHOUT SAYING THAT HE ALREADY HAS A FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE
Urine-soaked Fort Pierce man has beer on top of truck, gets DUI
(Thanks to Patrick Lenon)
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What is a mother expletive?
Posted by: Pannus | February 23, 2009 at 05:11 PM
He reportedly interrupted a deputy as the deputy asked whether he’d perform field sobriety exercises, saying,"Sure! Hold my beer, willya?"
Posted by: pogo | February 23, 2009 at 05:18 PM
Ah, Natural Ice - our proudest label in the expansive line of finely crafted A.B. products. the crinminals love the stuff.
Posted by: MartiniShark | February 23, 2009 at 05:26 PM
*smacks extraneous 'n' from Martini's post*
Is he single? Siouxie wants to know.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | February 23, 2009 at 05:28 PM
*SMACKS Annie*
uh..no. I. don't.
Posted by: Siouxie | February 23, 2009 at 05:34 PM
*maintains low profile*
Posted by: pogo | February 23, 2009 at 06:05 PM
*drops by to smooch with Siouxie and AWBH and Pogo and all other bloglettes*..... (NTTATWWT)
Posted by: Jazzzz | February 23, 2009 at 06:57 PM
Woo-hoo! Posted under my secret identity!
Er, that is... ummm... ignore this post.
Posted by: padraig | February 23, 2009 at 06:59 PM
p.s. Pannus, a mother expletive is someone who loves a father expletive very much, and the two of them make many many baby expletives together.
Posted by: padraig | February 23, 2009 at 07:00 PM
sorry pogo..... I am losing my mind. No smooch for you...
Posted by: Jazzzz | February 23, 2009 at 07:01 PM
from the story's comments:
"Posted by jhill on February 20, 2009 at 11:36 a.m.
Cops said "Urine trouble". Driver was pissed."
Can I do a snork, once removed?
And a snork for padraig for his definitions.
Posted by: azred | February 23, 2009 at 07:06 PM
Ouch. He's drunk, disorderly and fugly.
That's gonna be a mother expletive of a hangover.
Posted by: Telecomdropout | February 23, 2009 at 07:20 PM
And the judge said,"son,
I don't know whether to hang ypu or not,
but this p/expletive on Deputy Sheriffs
has just naturally got to stop.
Posted by: ron | February 23, 2009 at 07:55 PM
But, Sharkie, he's not a criminal, he's just misunderstood. The police couldn't understand him.
Posted by: Loudmouth | February 23, 2009 at 08:02 PM
Urine-soaked? The man has no self-respect...
When I was in my 20s (and drunkeness was a spectator sport), I'd was sometimes get so plastered I couldn't stand up, but was never once "urine-soaked" (or "vomit-flecked" for that matter).
Sheesh.
Posted by: Spiny Norman | February 23, 2009 at 08:31 PM
ron - no jokin' on the blog until all that snow is shovelled.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | February 23, 2009 at 08:31 PM
Anyone need an extra "was"?
Oops...
Posted by: Spiny Norman | February 23, 2009 at 08:33 PM
Ron - two words: move. to. sunny. southern. arizona!
Posted by: azred | February 23, 2009 at 08:55 PM
That guy owes me money.
Posted by: BA | February 23, 2009 at 09:51 PM
In my former life (retired), I occasionally worked with the police and rode in the back of the car. I am now going to go through my wardrobe and rewash every item of clothing I might have been wearing on any of those times.
Posted by: Steve | February 24, 2009 at 09:01 AM
Was that wrong? Should he not have done that?
Posted by: Chuck | February 24, 2009 at 09:29 PM