HEY, IT WAS A RENTAL
Larue said he started a small fire in the car in order to keep warm...
(Thanks to Matt Filar)
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February 25, 2009
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Sassafrass Way?
Posted by: MOTW | February 25, 2009 at 11:50 AM
BRILLIANT!
Posted by: Siouxie | February 25, 2009 at 11:51 AM
We need a Darwin Award category for survivors who have no right to still be alive.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | February 25, 2009 at 11:56 AM
NO Alcohol could have been involved with this!
Hope he doesn't lose his Florida Drivers license
Posted by: Dan | February 25, 2009 at 11:56 AM
He must have started a fire with his stash.
Posted by: Margaritaville | February 25, 2009 at 12:07 PM
Talking on the cellphone while driving definitely kills brain cells.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | February 25, 2009 at 12:47 PM
Gotta think that's gonna cut into his security deposit.
Although my b-i-l and three co-workers once returned a car that had been caught in a flash flood and wound up with mud up to the seat bottoms, saying only "the upholstery may need a little cleaning."
It may have helped that they were all in military uniforms.
Posted by: padraig | February 25, 2009 at 01:12 PM
i once returned a rental tux with ripped pants and bloodstains on the shirt and did not get charged. i don't know why.
(i was slam-dancing, not fighting. of course alcohol was involved.)
Posted by: mudstuffin | February 25, 2009 at 01:25 PM
if drugs and/or alcohol were involved it was for a very, very long time.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | February 25, 2009 at 01:37 PM
I think the other al- was involved. Alzheimers.
Posted by: Loudmouth | February 25, 2009 at 01:56 PM
Patrick Larue --> Rake up lit car
ISIANMTU
Posted by: MOTW | February 25, 2009 at 02:23 PM
He had a cell phone and didn't think about calling someone to come and get him? This reminds me of an episode of Monk where he and Natalie are trapped in a cave when her cell phone rings and Monk answers by saying, "Can't talk now. Trapped in a cave."
Posted by: nursecindy | February 25, 2009 at 03:36 PM
That's why whenever I rent a car, I always check to see if it has a fireplace.
Posted by: maimzini | February 25, 2009 at 04:44 PM
I have to ask whether the rental company asked him "Smoking or non-smoking?" before handing this doofus the keys...
Posted by: Wes S. | February 26, 2009 at 12:28 AM