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February 22, 2009

FORTUNATELY, THE FRIEND WAS NOT IN POSSESSION OF IT AT THE TIME

Michigan man charged with swiping friend's urine

(Thanks to RussellMc and Horace LaBadie)

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Urine trouble now mister!

Isn't that a real pi!!er of a thing to ask a friend to do!

A real friend steals your urine and goes to jail for you.A real s-t-u-p-i-d friend.

Bet somebody is pissed off.

I have good news and bad news. You tested negative for controlled substances, but apparently you are pregnant.

He was caught wet-handed.

"Is that urine?"
"No, it's his'n."

Hey buddy, I took a leak. Can you get it back for me?

Next time, pass on the asparagus.

So now I gotta ask my friends "will you steal my urine?" to determine if they are REALLY good friends?

"'Scuse me, I gotta go take a leak."

"Right. And, thanks...."

*GEEZER ALERT*

Though we gotta say good-bye
What a bummer
Buddy, I'll promise you this
I'll save up all me pee
In a beaker
And steal all your piss

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