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robbery by sudden snatching, a felony
... and laconic snatching is what, then?
Posted by: MOTW | February 24, 2009 at 11:26 AM
If I didn't have all these damn flu-like symptoms I feel I could do something with "robbery by sudden snatching."
Posted by: cowhand214 | February 24, 2009 at 11:26 AM
"sudden snatching?"
Posted by: gfunksizzle | February 24, 2009 at 11:26 AM
man, y'all are fast.
Posted by: gfunksizzle | February 24, 2009 at 11:27 AM
Did he then use Twitter to tell his friends he was on his way to the police station?
Posted by: Braniff | February 24, 2009 at 11:28 AM
IDK, MOTW, but IWBAGNF . . .
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | February 24, 2009 at 11:32 AM
gfunk ... one might say ... "sudden"?
Posted by: MOTW | February 24, 2009 at 11:34 AM
It's even harder to check your Facebook in prison, dude.
Posted by: Margaritaville | February 24, 2009 at 11:36 AM
Margaritaville - that, and you need to watch out for sudden snatching in prison. So I hear.
Posted by: MOTW | February 24, 2009 at 11:38 AM
I've learned today
that rob-ber-ry
by sudden snatching
is a fell-o knee.
Posted by: ron | February 24, 2009 at 11:56 AM
Bubba2376543 just added you as a Friend. Confirmation is not optional.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | February 24, 2009 at 11:57 AM
*Bubba2376543 has tagged Meanie in a photo*
Posted by: Siouxie | February 24, 2009 at 12:53 PM
He'll have lots to put in his '25 interesting things about me' for sure!
Posted by: Dougster | February 24, 2009 at 01:03 PM
*Starbucks Boy changed his relationship status to "Prison Bitch." *
Posted by: KDF | February 24, 2009 at 01:07 PM
It's fortunate that some people saw his snatch. ( I think )
Posted by: Clankazoid | February 24, 2009 at 01:21 PM
i guess snatching while thinking about it is not a crime....
Posted by: queensbee | February 24, 2009 at 01:25 PM
"Cellbrat 2038" has sent you some "slippery shower soap." Do you want to send some back?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | February 24, 2009 at 01:37 PM
*Ignore*
Posted by: Siouxie | February 24, 2009 at 01:54 PM
Lucky for him Facebook had to remove the "shank a friend" application. And that actually isn't a joke!
Posted by: Margaritaville | February 24, 2009 at 01:55 PM
*high-fives Annie*
*politely declines the soap*
Posted by: KDF | February 24, 2009 at 02:21 PM
robbery by sudden snatching
Is that anything like grabbing a "nooner"?
Posted by: Layzeeboy | February 24, 2009 at 02:57 PM
HE had a snatch? And that is a fellatio. Confused folks?
Posted by: Loudmouth | February 25, 2009 at 08:57 AM