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Serves him right. The first sign of a dissolving society are those willing to help elderly ladies. Bravo Denver! We should all take a step back before coming to the aid of our fellow man/woman.
Posted by: Pannus | February 27, 2009 at 11:40 AM
btw, shlbycindy is my other alias. Yea!! I got posted. This sounded like something that Barney Fife would do.
Posted by: nursecindy | February 27, 2009 at 11:42 AM
Yup ... find sumbuddy to blame, delete all intelligent thot ... that sorta sums up most of the "public servant" behavior I've encountered in Colorado ... merely observin' here, based on prior events and Dave's link ...
Posted by: O the U(manity) | February 27, 2009 at 11:51 AM
YAY cindy!!
Posted by: Siouxie | February 27, 2009 at 11:58 AM
Why no tix for the old ladies? If they hadn't been crossing the street, it never would have happened.
Posted by: Braniff | February 27, 2009 at 12:17 PM
That's what I thought, Braniff. Denver sounds 'mile high' on this one. Never mind the bad publicity. Yikes.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | February 27, 2009 at 12:50 PM
The jaywalker is lucky he wasn't paralyzed, or he could have been arrested.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | February 27, 2009 at 12:51 PM
Braniff,
Maybe the old ladies were armed with Emeril Lagasse Skillets?
Posted by: wiredog | February 27, 2009 at 12:51 PM
I understand the Boy Scouts are also suing the bus driver.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | February 27, 2009 at 12:56 PM
Now that the Rocky Mountain News is gone the local authorities are out of control!
Posted by: pogo | February 27, 2009 at 01:26 PM
I feel like prosecuting the reporter too, for citing all the people who have been cited. And YOU for reading the story! bah humbug
Posted by: MOTW | February 27, 2009 at 01:43 PM
Why did the Samaritan cross the road?
Posted by: Layzeeboy | February 27, 2009 at 01:48 PM
This figures. Denver police once shot a man dead for jaywalking.
Posted by: Dr Acula | February 27, 2009 at 02:29 PM
No good deed goes unpunished.
Posted by: ron | February 27, 2009 at 02:47 PM
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Hey, come on, the cop's just got a quirky sense of humor.
Me too: Rhymes on the animal news.
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Posted by: cosanostradamus | February 28, 2009 at 10:47 AM