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Get that hookah dude from Boulder to deliver your dang ram's balls. I'm too busy saving a bank or two.
Posted by: Ice Princess | February 23, 2009 at 01:23 PM
Or maybe cooking the books to improve the sucko economy is a better idea.
Posted by: Texgal | February 23, 2009 at 01:24 PM
I vote for threat.
Posted by: Siouxie | February 23, 2009 at 01:28 PM
Guys you can either be spoiled and pampered beyond your wildest dreams or the women can fix the economy. Which is it going to be?
Posted by: nursecindy | February 23, 2009 at 01:35 PM
nursecindy - don't ask them. Tell them.
Posted by: Ice Princess | February 23, 2009 at 01:39 PM
Brrrrrrrrrrr, Ice P!! *snork*
Posted by: Siouxie | February 23, 2009 at 01:40 PM
If you are being spoiled and pampered beyond your wildest dreams, who needs a fixed economy? Just wonderin'.
Posted by: Bãrön vønKlýff | February 23, 2009 at 01:41 PM
Is that a crochet hook mark on my ram's testicles? Hey, WAIT--we don't own a ram! AIIIEEEE!
Posted by: Allen at Division | February 23, 2009 at 02:12 PM
*in a sing songy voice*
Here are your balls on a plate, Darling! Be sure to remove the toothpicks before you eat them!
Posted by: Margaritaville | February 23, 2009 at 02:24 PM
ice oysters
Posted by: Cheesewiz | February 23, 2009 at 02:35 PM
In theory this is a great concept, but I just can't get past the part about eating the ram's nuts...
Posted by: Scott | February 23, 2009 at 02:55 PM
Personally, I believe this is a waste of cooking energy. Why not just show the guys their testicules on "Husband Day" and then put them back in the jewels box?
Posted by: Siouxie | February 23, 2009 at 03:10 PM
Scott--Probably not alot different than
Rocky Mountain oysters! (Actually pretty good!)
Posted by: Old Coot | February 23, 2009 at 03:13 PM
Coot - Yeah, I've tried Rocky Mountain Oysters. And they WERE good. But that was as long as I didn't think about what I was eating.
Siouxie - Seeing my jewels once a year would be nice. Ever since my wife stopped having babies, I think she keeps 'em in a box up on a shelf someplace where I can't find 'em.
Posted by: Scott | February 23, 2009 at 03:59 PM
Iceland is one big volcano. I think that explains a lot.
Posted by: Clankazoid | February 23, 2009 at 04:25 PM
chet's nuts roasting on an open fire.....
Posted by: queensbee | February 23, 2009 at 04:29 PM
O'er the ram parts we watched....
Posted by: Ralph | February 23, 2009 at 10:00 PM