BOTH THE WOMAN AND THE BABY WILL RECEIVE FLORIDA DRIVERS' LICENSES

KETTERING — A Harrison Twp. woman faces child endangering charges after police said she admitted to breastfeeding her child and talking on a cell phone while driving, according to Kettering Police Officer Michael Burke.

(Thanks to Matt Filar and Chuck Cody)

Comments

[Cheesewiz]

Just because you can doesn't mean you should.

[Siouxie]

WOW!

I have breastfed whilst inside a moving car, but I was NOT driving. This woman can definitely multitask.

[nursecindy]

How on earth did she manage to breast feed a baby, talk on the cell phone, pull the car over, and roll the window down for the policeman whom I sure was standing there with his mouth open? I would have loved to have heard the conversation in the police station later that day.

[Horace LaBadie]

Isn't this considered a well-paying circus act in China?

[ron]

What we weren't told is that with her free hand she was cooking breakfast for the three she had previously let out.

[Annie Where-but-here]

The kid was breastfeeding AND steering. They can learn to do this and breastfeed when they're about 4 years old.

Yes, I just grossed myself out a bit.

I've seen moms dropping off kids at school while yapping on a cell phone. No handsfree, just on the phone, which is illegal here. In a school zone, with little kids running around, it should be a felony. LOTS of near misses, yet these moms continue to do it. And they flip you off if you mention it. (Never seen a dad do it.)

[rickh]

first Joe the Plumber and now this. i remember when oHIo got PR for Presidents(well, not actually in my lifetime) and astronauts (John Glenn, Neil Armstrong, and maybe more) of course i didn't technically live in oHIo then. but my point is ...

um, well, anybody need a beer while i'm up?

[crossgirl]

all hail the amazing powers of moms!!

[Egbert Souse']

Mother, Juggs and Speed??

[eat_black_licorice]

She was on her way to the Slurp and Burp, I hear.

[djtonyb]

I was just in Moraine, OH for a few weeks, and even if this woman was in front of me I wouldn't have noticed. I'm sure that even while multitasking she drives much better that the morons down here in SoFla.

*sends off honorary FL Driver's License*

[SW]

She was driving a Formula 1 car.

[johnstilen]

Defensive Driving Florida offers Florida online defensive driving courses.

[ergo baby]

OH for a few weeks, and even if this woman was in front of me I wouldn't have noticed. I'm sure that even while multitasking she drives much better that the morons.