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February 25, 2009


Mr. Peter Mucha

(Thanks to DavCat)


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Isn't "bad pun" redundant?

The Inquirer may be bankrupt, but they are still covering the big stories.

Mucha lobster?


Know whats worse than lobsters on your piano? Crabs on your organ. Pun intended

He should be drawn and quartered.

Um, yeah.

Peter Mucha? Isn't that Plenty O'Toole's kid?

I'd like to get my claws on him.

That just steams me.

Good thing they cracked this case wide open.

Mucha Peter? Nah. He's tryin' too hard.

that guy must be really redfaced that he got caught. i'd be steamed, too. now, pass that butter.

reminds me of this gem:
A seafood restaurant had a sign in the window that read, "Big Lobster Tales, $5 each."

Amazed at the great value, a man stopped in and asked the waitress, "Five dollars each for lobster tails -- is that correct?"

"Yes," she said. "It's our special just for today."

"Well," he said, "they must be little lobster tails."

"No," she replied, "it's the really big lobster."

"Are you sure they aren't green lobster tails -- and a little bit tough?"

"No," she said, "it's the really big red lobster."

"Big red lobster tails, $5 each?" he said, amazed. "They must be old lobster tails!"

"No, they're definitely today's."

"Today's big red lobster tails -- $5 each?" he repeated, astounded.

"Yes," she insisted.

"Well, here's my five dollars," he said. "I'll take one."

She took the money and led him to a table where she invited him to sit down. She then sat down next to him, put her hand on his shoulder, leaned over close to him, and said, "Once upon a time there was a really big red lobster..."

Dear This little Piggy----Reminds me of this story:A man driving past a restaurant noticed a sign that said,'Lobster Tail and Beer'.He immediately pulled into the parking lot because these were his three favorite things in life.

This writer should be sent to pasture to write for Boy Life, or The Hanah Montana show.

I dunno - I thought it was Mucha doo about nuthin

91 lobsters? What a shellfish bastard.
OK, now we're on a roll here.

He's going to love his shell-mate in jail....

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