THEY CALL HIM...
(Thanks to Danny)
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(Thanks to Danny)
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The perp had panties, pipes, pot, papers, and Percocet pills. He spent the night in the pen.
Posted by: braniff | January 29, 2009 at 04:26 PM
That reminds me. Valentine's Day is coming up.
(psst - Siouxie - I think this guy is single.)
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 29, 2009 at 04:31 PM
He wore two in case he got a hole in one....
And they returned the panties to the store? Rollback on aisle 10!!
Posted by: Doug | January 29, 2009 at 04:32 PM
Just one of the MANY reasons not to shop at Hellmart.
Posted by: Diva | January 29, 2009 at 04:38 PM
Just think girls,if you shop at the Fort Pierce Wal-Mart you might just be able to pirchase these same panties.
Posted by: ron | January 29, 2009 at 04:54 PM
You put the "u" in purchase.
Posted by: ron | January 29, 2009 at 04:55 PM
And the happy ending:
Wal-Mart declined to prosecute for the alleged pilfered panties.
Posted by: oneblankspace | January 29, 2009 at 05:04 PM
It's a fact: Drugs make you smarter.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | January 29, 2009 at 05:27 PM
They couldn't at least let him have one pair for his stay in the clink?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 29, 2009 at 06:20 PM
Sorry, Annie. I'm holding out for "thong-wearing man".
Posted by: Siouxie | January 29, 2009 at 07:16 PM
Pantywaste.
Posted by: Loudmouth | January 30, 2009 at 12:11 AM
Michael A. Conlkin -> I'll mano a chicken.
Posted by: danceswithvowels | January 30, 2009 at 12:15 AM
And they returned the panties to the store? Rollback on aisle 10!!
Posted by: Doug | January 29, 2009 at 04:32 PM
Just think girls,if you shop at the Fort Pierce Wal-Mart you might just be able to pirchase these same panties.
Posted by: ron | January 29, 2009 at 04:54 PM
That was my first thought - EEEW! *loses breakfast*
Posted by: cowprintrabbit | January 30, 2009 at 02:51 AM