THEY CALL HER...

Mom, churchgoer, 'dildo lady'

(Also thanks to Danny)

Update: Be advised that if you don't read the comments for this one, you are missing some comments.

Comments

[Annie Where-but-here]

My oldest son, Chris, is my right-hand man..

Ok...EEEW!

[Doug]

Two great quotes:

Her son is her 'right hand man'.

And 'intimacy hits the back door'.

How does her husband feel as the one who handles the defects?

[Diva]

GO MOM!!! :)

[padraig]

"The next one is Matthew, and he is doing daily operations for the warehouse and Lauren is working in the training department."

I thought these were even more disturbing job descriptions. Although I might want to sign up for one of Lauren's hands-on sessions...

[Danny]

Does your husband work at the company?

Believe it or not, [Bob Brisben] does all of our defectives ...

Like, how, exactly?

[Margaritaville]

It's good to know she will have enough money to pay her children's psychiatric bills.

[ron]

If it's a pain in the butt,there's too much intimacy hitting the back door.

[Annie Where-but-here]

It's winter. It's Canada. You can only play so much Scrabble.

School teachers are huge.
Ok, now I'm curious.

[Danny]

It's winter. It's Canada. Every actual living male left three months ago on an ice-fishing trip.

[Cat R]

*takes notes*

whut?

[Meanie the Blue]

Her stock is probably AAA rated. Maybe AA, or D or C even.

[Telecomdropout]

Yeah, that's what I want my Mom to be famous for :
"the Dildo Lady"

[MartiniShark]

I see no problem with her spreading her message.

[nora]

i went to one of these so-called 'parties'. the mental damage inflicted by a group of giggling women passing a VERY large and long pink squishy-plastic object to each other, using only their knees, will never be out of my head no matter how much brain bleach i get.

[Siouxie]

She heard the preacher say: "The word of the day is legs...go forth and spread the word."

(Yeah...and oldie butt still a goodie)

[Siouxie]

Nora?? and you did not invite me??? Hmmmmph!

[nora]

many years ago, siou. obviously you would be the *ahem* mistress of honor at one of these types o' thangs!

[Suzy Q]

Bob does all of "the defectives"? Tough job. Because you have Daryl, and the other brother Daryl, and let's not forget Cousin Daryl. I sure wouldn't want to do them.

[redwave]

I must say, these comments are a lot better than the ones posted to the article.

[gabbygirl]

I don't know, redwave, I slightly snorked at the term "healthy sexulaity"! Typo, or not??

[marfie]

Those comments were pretty wild. "Satisfy my Thirsty Soul'? Whoa.

[Hugh Bacula]

i am trying to envision being the arbiter of
" defective " products...being confronted by angry
( huge ) teachers...being tempted to tell them off...but anyone who can use THAT much intimacy cream; i wouldnt want to mess with them. ( That's a lot of intimacy cream ). Talk about getting the
"dirty end of the stick" !!

[Hugh Bacula]

i am trying to envision being the arbiter of
" defective " products...being confronted by angry
( huge ) teachers...being tempted to tell them off...but anyone who can use THAT much intimacy cream; i wouldn't want to mess with them. ( That's a lot of intimacy cream ). Talk about getting the
"dirty end of the stick" !!