THERE IS NOTHING LOWER
Tourists irk fishermen by licking their tuna
(Thanks to DavCat)
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January 27, 2009
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My wife always seems to like it when I...oh forget it. Too easy.
Posted by: Scott | January 27, 2009 at 09:30 AM
Just make sure you don't end up like the kid on the flagpole in "Christmas Story."
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | January 27, 2009 at 09:31 AM
They have no right to complain about anything while they continue to rape the world's oceans.
Posted by: Mot The Hoople | January 27, 2009 at 09:36 AM
Sushi Snoggers W(n)BAGNFARB.
Posted by: padraig | January 27, 2009 at 09:40 AM
Guess there weren't any raccoons handy.
Posted by: jon | January 27, 2009 at 09:41 AM
Scott........ Funny how that's the first thing through our minds. Go figure. (However, I meant my wife, not your's)
Posted by: Jazzzz | January 27, 2009 at 09:43 AM
Licking their tuna = euphemism??
Posted by: Siouxie | January 27, 2009 at 09:47 AM
*makes mental note to read previous posts by equally dirty minded blog people*
Posted by: Siouxie | January 27, 2009 at 09:49 AM
Are they carping about this again?
Posted by: Danny | January 27, 2009 at 09:57 AM
No,I meant Scott's wife.
Posted by: ron | January 27, 2009 at 10:08 AM
I dunno, guys. My wife's pretty open-minded and all but...I don't think the concept of group tuna licking is gonna go over too well with her.
Posted by: Scott | January 27, 2009 at 10:29 AM
I think I saw Licking Their Tuna opening for Mott The Hoople and Bowie back in the day.
Posted by: wiredog | January 27, 2009 at 10:31 AM
Wiredog, wasn't that Hootie and The Blowfish?
Posted by: Mot The Hoople | January 27, 2009 at 10:54 AM
I think drunken male tourists looking for a good time should choose more discretely who they get their directions from.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 27, 2009 at 11:03 AM
Maybe. Or possibly the Dead Kennedys.
Posted by: wiredog | January 27, 2009 at 11:04 AM
Meanie, the dodgy guide probably said "Hey, you wanna lick the fishy" and the tourists misunderstood him.
Posted by: Mot The Hoople | January 27, 2009 at 11:12 AM
The sign says "fresh fish"! Not "get fresh with the fish!".
Posted by: Margaritaville | January 27, 2009 at 11:24 AM
"Tsukiji!!"
"Oh, well, if you insist..."
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 27, 2009 at 11:26 AM
Maybe this is the Asian version of kissing the Blarney Stone?
Posted by: nursecindy | January 27, 2009 at 11:34 AM
Tourist: "Er, a local tradition, you say? Well, of course, then. I wouldn't want to give offense ... "
Tour guide (quietly): "SNORK!"
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 27, 2009 at 11:41 AM
If you knew Sushi like *I* knew Sushi....
Posted by: Diva | January 27, 2009 at 11:47 AM
When in Japan they don't like it when you're brazen; they prefer koi.
Posted by: JEC | January 27, 2009 at 11:52 AM
Diva, I prefer OUR Siouxshi...and not even I have the yarbles to insert a "licking the tuna" joke here...
Posted by: Allen at Division | January 27, 2009 at 12:05 PM
The Yarbles were never the same after Clapton left.
Posted by: Danny | January 27, 2009 at 12:12 PM
Someone called?
Posted by: Siouxshi | January 27, 2009 at 12:15 PM
Oh yeah...
*SMACKS* Allen's yarbles!
Posted by: Siouxshi | January 27, 2009 at 12:16 PM
These jokes are beginning to flounder.
Posted by: Punkin | January 27, 2009 at 12:48 PM
That's cuz we're just a bass-ackwards bunch, Punkin.
*wonders why Ted Hazta-Grabher and his mullet aren't around*
Posted by: Diva | January 27, 2009 at 01:02 PM
despite some grumbling from the fishmongers
OR
despite some mongering from the fishgrumblers
Posted by: MOTW | January 27, 2009 at 01:22 PM
*inserts line*
I wonder what lures tourists to a fish market?
Posted by: MOTW | January 27, 2009 at 01:23 PM
They go just for the halibut.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 27, 2009 at 01:33 PM
We don't give a carp.
Posted by: Siouxie | January 27, 2009 at 01:48 PM
At least they didn't jump the shark.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 27, 2009 at 01:51 PM
What is it with drunk brits? It seems like every couple months we get one of these porpoise-less crimes from a bunch of tanked british guys.
Posted by: marfie | January 27, 2009 at 02:06 PM
Owww...I had a haddock until Siouxshi distracted me.
Posted by: Allen at Division | January 27, 2009 at 02:09 PM
Sorry, Charlie!
Posted by: Cat R | January 27, 2009 at 02:25 PM
They toadally suck up their pints, then ruin it for everyone else. They have no sole. They beta get a life.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 27, 2009 at 02:27 PM
Yes, they make a frightful roe. Oh mahi cod they do. You'd think the fishermen would have smelt them coming and would have been urchin them to goby somewhere else. Must have snook up on them. Let us not forget that they were anemone of ours in the War of 1812.
Posted by: Danny | January 27, 2009 at 02:44 PM
Yes, Danny, but remember.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 27, 2009 at 02:53 PM
I Nemo time to respond to that.
Posted by: Danny | January 27, 2009 at 02:57 PM
Then I'll wait with baited breath.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 27, 2009 at 02:58 PM
MMmmmmm -- tastes like Chicken . . . of-the-Sea."
Now, what's all this about jumping a Shark?
Posted by: MartiniShark | January 27, 2009 at 03:35 PM
I reel-ly hate herring about a punfest after all the good ones are taken. I shad've smelt it coming, but I was sword of obliged to get back to work.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 27, 2009 at 04:27 PM
I just tuna them off, Meanie.
Posted by: Siouxie | January 27, 2009 at 04:38 PM
Trying to mako buck? I hope you're not just a prawn in their game.
Posted by: Danny | January 27, 2009 at 04:47 PM
*fished around for an aquatic pun, barracudan't find one*
Posted by: Cat R | January 27, 2009 at 06:15 PM
HEY! Who orca-strated this pun fest? (sorry, I know I've used that pun twice this month already, but when you've got a good one, you stick with it)
Posted by: marfie | January 28, 2009 at 01:34 AM
♬ ♪ roe, roe, roe your boat, gently down the streeeam...♫
Posted by: marfie | January 28, 2009 at 01:36 AM