THERE IS A PERFECTLY REASONABLE EXPLANATION

SHOCKED surgeons were forced to use their imagination after operating on woman with a huge can of hairspray stuck in her bum.

(Thanks to DavCat and Siouxie)

Comments

[Bãrön vønKlýff]

She was hanging curtains in the nude, and fell off her ladder. Yep. That's the ticket!

[Siouxie]

Honey, does this hairspray can make my butt look big?

[Jazzzz]

Through the years, I have been called in for removal of various objects from various orifices. Besides the gigantic carrot up the "bum", my favorite was the plastic fishing worm (sans hooks, of course) in the penis. Excuse: "My girlfriend told me to."

[Punkin]

Eeek! I hope it wasn't the "Super Hold" kind.

[Emmett Flatus]

Just trying to spiff up the hamster.

[Meanie the Blue]

She was doing the can-can.

[Siouxie]

This is why I always use aerosol spray. It's better for the asszone layer.

[O the U(manity)]

Imagine That!!!

... um ... on second thot ...

[Allen at Division]

Remember to always be naked and have an upright can of hairspray nearby if you fall...

[Siouxie]

*smooooch* jazzzzzzie!

(fishing worm?? in the penis?? uh...why????)

[Jazzzz]

I don't think he knew why, just that his GF said to. Good boy.... now sit.

[queensbee]

you would think she just might remember how that got there.... try explaining that surgery to the insurance company... although it's england, they have national health, so maybe they dont have to ask.
'spose its obvious that she is a major asshat.

[Kibby F5™]

WHY were "the surgeons ... forced to use their imagination after operating ..."?

There's more to this story than what's being reported ... and this by a "Staff" reporter? Hum ....

[crossgirl]

perhaps someone called her and asked her to insert it...

[Meanie the Blue]

It obviously wasn't this hairspray, or this one. Maybe this?

[Ford79]

Maybe she was working on the latest version of the potato cannon. Although that's more of a guy thing to do.

[Betsy]

Crossgirl...yours is the most reasonable explanation

[Siouxie]

Or...it could have been a fiery fart experiment gone terribly wrong.

[klezmerphan]

The real question is, what on earth were DavCat and Siouxie looking for when they (both) stumbled upon this story?

[Siouxie]

*innocent look*

[Corny Collins]

"Looks like you could use a stiff one!"

[nursecindy]

I had a patient in the ER that had a mini maglight up his bum. He said it 'accidentally' got there when he sat down in his truck. He couldn't explain how it got through his jeans without making a hole. The funny thing was the light was on. He looked like one of those old glow worm toys. After surgery he was fine physically but I'm sure there are still emotional scars from an entire OR and ER team laughing at him and singing the glow worm song.

[Siouxie]

cindy, I'm sure he was looking for something.

[BoscoH]

This was not just a little can of deodorant, this was a massive can of hairspray.

I don't even want to know how common the former is.

[oldmanatee]

Or...it could have been a fiery fart experiment gone terribly wrong.

Posted by: Siouxie | 11:13 AM on January 8, 2009

Gives a new meaning to the term 'backdraft'

[Annie Where-but-here]

Through the years, I have been called in for removal of various objects from various orifices. Besides the gigantic carrot up the "bum", my favorite was the plastic fishing worm (sans hooks, of course) in the penis. Excuse: "My girlfriend told me to."
Posted by: Jazzzz | 09:31 AM on January 8, 2009

Jazzzz, don't you work in a hospital? You should know better than to put all those things up your 'bum.'

[Moon]

Million to one shot, Doc. Million to one!

[Jazzzz]

yeah..... butt the curtain rod was most painful. Luckily, the finial was welded on.

[marfie]

What do you mean lucki-oh, wait, never mind....

[Cheesewiz]

Finial Excellent word.

Jazzz wins 'word of the day' honors.

[Annie Where-but-here]

Yeah, except he knows what a 'finial' is AND he's stuffin' things where the sun (son?) don't shine.

NTTAWWT. Just wish some of the cute ones would play for our team. Sigh.

[marfie]

I admit that I had to go look up finial in the dictionary, although I had a pretty good idea what it was given the...um, context. All we've got in our house are shades, so no curtain rods; which I suspect is just as well since I'll probably never be able to look at one the same way again, thanks to Jazzz.

[Annie Where-but-here]

The weird thing was how Jazzzz got up there above the window in the first place.

[Jazzzz]

Annie... I think I swallowed my tongue whilst snorking...

[danceswithvowels]

Anna Graham notes:

Mirela Gradinaru = An irregular maid.

Annie, "where the son don't shine" would require welding the filial, no?

[marfie]

Do we need to change Jazzz's name to Danceswithcurtainrods?