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January 29, 2009

SHE WILL OF COURSE CONTINUE TO FIT RIGHT IN ON THE ROADS AND SIDEWALKS OF FLORIDA

Pedestrians ran in every direction and a woman and her dogs jumped into a lake as a 77-year-old motorist led officers on a wild, yet slow, ride through the hub of Port Orange near City Hall.

(Thanks to
Horace LaBadie)

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Obviously off her rocker...

It took more than five people to get her onto a stretcher so an EVAC ambulance could take her to Halifax Health Medical Center, police said.

But did she get her hair done?

She had her turn signal on the whole time.

Obviously not PMS at her age.A needlefish in her vagina,mayhaps?

She gives the Little Old Lady from Pasadena a bad name.

Is there a problem, officer?

Was Geritol involved?

...she then proceeded to park the car on Mrs. Dodd's lawn.

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