OR THEY COULD JUST ASK WALTER
(Thanks to Ralph K.)
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"one researcher is creating an artificial vagina to entice the 2,200-pound Pacific walrus into sexual acts that can be measured and quantified."
Guess who's the new guy at the aquarium...
Posted by: Hammond Rye | January 02, 2009 at 02:03 PM
Nice iPhone, Walter.
Posted by: Siouxie | January 02, 2009 at 02:07 PM
Walter clearly has no brain.
Posted by: Erb's Point | January 02, 2009 at 02:22 PM
Take that Siouxie's Bat!
Posted by: BoscoH | January 02, 2009 at 02:43 PM
koo-koo-kaa-joo.
Posted by: queensbee | January 02, 2009 at 02:43 PM
That phone is not connected.
Neither is Walter.
Posted by: Punkin | January 02, 2009 at 02:44 PM
Like other members of their species, they are gregarious, surprisingly agile and prone to blowing snot on whatever or whomever is nearby.
What snot to love?
Posted by: Cat R | January 02, 2009 at 02:45 PM
Whatever blows your skirt up there Dr. Muraco.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | January 02, 2009 at 03:36 PM
I suggest trying a different phone connection...
Posted by: Steve Haller | January 02, 2009 at 03:54 PM
Oo (that's) sik.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | January 02, 2009 at 09:34 PM
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That's what I love about Six Flags: The artificial vajiji's. WAY better than the ones at Disneyworld.
Here in Hawaii, we feature the real deal.
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Posted by: cosanostradamus | January 03, 2009 at 02:41 AM
Isn't there something missing from the list of walrus vital statistics at the end of the article?
Perhaps Walter should phone it in.
Posted by: NotSherly | January 03, 2009 at 10:28 AM
I was looking for something to take out that article to illustrate the point that "guys are guys, whatever the species" but that turned out to be pretty much the whole article.
Posted by: padraig | January 03, 2009 at 10:40 AM
Walruses Gone Wild now available on late night commercials for $19.95. If you order now in the next 30 minutes, they'll also send you Manatees Barely 18 FREE.
Posted by: Sarah | January 03, 2009 at 05:25 PM
Any species that can hold its breath for ten minutes has evolved to prolong foreplay.
Posted by: tom | January 04, 2009 at 08:17 AM